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Today, I learned that you don't put your diamond earrings on over your bathroom sink. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9165) - you deserved it (38731)

On 03/08/2010 at 8:19am - misc - by what434 - United States

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Or if you do put them on over the sink, put the stopper in the sink first!

#9 - On 03/08/2010 at 10:13am by Gobsnoglin

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Sounds like you gotta open up the trap and get it out. Not the funnest thing in teh world, but at least it isn't lost forever.

#24 - On 03/08/2010 at 10:23am by ObadiahtheSlim

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