Today, my "president" invaded another country and stole their president to face bullshit "charges." I'm so disgusted to be from this place. I want to move somewhere else but I'm disabled. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my manager yelled at me for not supporting Trump, who "obviously is the best choice for president right now." We don’t even live in America, we live in England. FML
Today, I live abroad, but I was born in the USA so I'm sick of people asking me who I voted for in the last election, all while looking at me weirdly and suspiciously. FML
Today, I live in the same country that deployed the National Guard to suppress peaceful BLM protests, yet allowed a bunch of psychotic Trump supporters to break into the Capitol. I’m ashamed to be human right now. FML
Today, I learned my application for resuming my citizenship in my home country (Australia) after being abroad for almost 12 years is being denied based on bureaucratic bullshit, and I'm going to be sent away to a country (USA), where I have no family or support, to be homeless and without the above. FML
Today, I can't go on the internet without seeing my stupid fuck of a president staring down a US serviceman while deep throating a slice of pizza. FML
Today, I realised that American political BS is even in countries as far away as my own when I drove past a "Trump won" sign on my way home from work. FML
Today, I watched my country's president yet again talk about how, thanks to "his economy", we're all doing better than ever. I watched from my childhood bedroom, because in the last year, inflation has gotten so bad that I can't afford even the cheapest apartment. FML
Today, I watched as one of the few US governors willing to resist Donald Trump's ICE (aka Gestapo) rolled over and surrendered, letting the cops ransack protests with impunity. I feel sick. I tried to buy a gun but was denied because of mental health. FML
Today, I learned that our evil fascist pedophile rapist "President" will start seizing property of people behind on their student loans next month. What property? I have an old crappy car and a dumpy apartment, and I work 2 jobs just to tread water. Take my fucking organs, I guess, they're all I've got. FML
Today, like every day for the past few weeks, I watched the richest man in the world, who was never elected to any office, tear my government apart to make himself and his friends richer. We're so fucked. I'm so afraid for my family and loved ones. I don't know how to cope or protect them. FML
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MrChaos19 14
Uprisings to topple dictatorial regimes like those in Venezuela need to come from the people within these countries themselves, NOT via the US military coming in and occupying these countries with no plan on what comes after. I’m not saying that Maduro isn’t a despicable human being, but how do you know he won’t be replaced with someone even worse? Like I said before, the Trump administration has no plan for Venezuela afterward, so for all we know, the situation there could very well either remain the same or worsen. You and everyone else replying are missing the point. Forcefully removing another country’s leader destroys American goodwill regardless of how bad said leader was, and with Trump threatening to do the same with Cuba and Colombia as well as bringing back his threats to invade Greenland, this sets a very dangerous precedent.
arn8897 3
Funny how liberals are upset but the Venezuelan people are dancing in the streets.
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arn8897 3
Funny how liberals are upset but the Venezuelan people are dancing in the streets.
DLBL 23
Right. The Leftist/Marxist/Liberals are upset that a murdering drug kingpin that kept his people in abject poverty is arrested. They're all for the freedom of the homeless to do deadly drugs. Disabled? So what? There exist disabled people in other countries. Is he afraid that if he moves to another country, the welfare won't be as good as the US? By the way, the 25 million reward for the capture of this guy started before Trump. Trump just increased it from 25 million to 50 million.
jlc82 14
and they all scream and whine about wanting to leave but never leave
MrChaos19 14
Uprisings to topple dictatorial regimes like those in Venezuela need to come from the people within these countries themselves, NOT via the US military coming in and occupying these countries with no plan on what comes after. I’m not saying that Maduro isn’t a despicable human being, but how do you know he won’t be replaced with someone even worse? Like I said before, the Trump administration has no plan for Venezuela afterward, so for all we know, the situation there could very well either remain the same or worsen. You and everyone else replying are missing the point. Forcefully removing another country’s leader destroys American goodwill regardless of how bad said leader was, and with Trump threatening to do the same with Cuba and Colombia as well as bringing back his threats to invade Greenland, this sets a very dangerous precedent.
Radulf 10
Your problem is not being disabled, your problem is that no other country would take you. But feel free to emigrate to Cuba, North Korea or another of the so law abiding socialist countries China won't take you, maybe try Canada.
unashamedfemale 9
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oh shut up about politics on this non serious site that people use for laughs. go cry on Facebook or X…or better yet, be grateful for what you have and shut it!
Rake 18
Today your president liberated a country from a hostile takeover of a dictator, that faked the results of the last elections to keep in power and hunted down the opposition leader. You can agree or not agree, you can think that countries should not meddle in each other or believe that the free world should stand against oppression. But your post is just trolling
GoogieWithers 25
Whether people feel pity for you depends upon how you voted in election.
jlc82 14
trust me we all want you to leave as well
JuneBleeds4 20
Look at all the good little Notsee's in the comments... Boot lickin' tastes good, eh?