Miscellaneous: Today, I learned that you don't put your diamond earrings on... - FML

By what434 - 08/03/2010 13:19 - United States

Today, I learned that you don't put your diamond earrings on over your bathroom sink. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/07/2020 05:01

Today, in the process of leaning over the sink to close the drain so my diamond earrings wouldn't fall in as I put them on, I dropped my diamond earring down the drain. FML

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By monkeycannon7 - 24/04/2012 16:36 - United States - Woodbridge

Today, I learned the hard way not to take off your shirt with a toothpick in your mouth. FML

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By LizGo - 17/11/2013 06:00 - United States - Greenville

Today, after just having used the bathroom, my ring fell in the toilet. After stealthily removing it with a toothbrush, I went to go wash it in the sink. It then fell down the drain. FML

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By SinkyBalls - 30/08/2011 03:56 - Canada

Today, I found out my roommate thinks the sink is an appropriate place to wash his junk. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/03/2024 08:00 - United States

Today, I learned it's not safe to take a bath if my aunt is staying over, because apparently she was never taught the "Knock before you enter" rule if the bathroom door is closed. FML

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By stupid^2 - 04/10/2021 20:00

Today, I did something you never ever should do. I removed the screw in the shower drain. What I didn't know was that it's impossible to know if the shower will leak afterwards. I just wanted to properly clean the drain. FML

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By joy - 07/02/2012 17:49 - United States

Today, while I was going to the bathroom, my engagement ring fell off into the toilet, which then automatically flushed. FML

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By akieferr - 03/09/2014 02:41 - United States

Today, while undergoing the cumbersome task of screwing the tiny silver ball onto my lip piercing, I clumsily dropped it onto the counter and watched it bounce into the trash can, where it nestled snugly into a used maxi pad. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/02/2023 22:00

Today, I learned what the phrase "Never trust a far", is all about. I spent several minutes trying to wash my filthy underwear in the sink. FML

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By namehere34 - 29/12/2009 19:10 - United States

Today, I found a diamond on the floor, which I could only assume was from one of my brother's cheap earrings. I was positive that it was fake. To prove it to myself, I ran it across my window, as they say only real diamonds cut glass. It's real. FML

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Gobsnoglin 0

Monday 8 March 2010 16:13

Or if you do put them on over the sink, put the stopper in the sink first!

astro_plastic 0

Monday 8 March 2010 16:12

Well I hope it impales a goldfish in a gutter somewhere so at least someone can look fierce in them.

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tb15 0

Wednesday 10 March 2010 0:13

I didn't realize what the OP was implying until I read the comments

dinsam 0

Wednesday 10 March 2010 8:18

Have a plumber come. Anything heavier than a penny stays in the pipe under the sink. I dropped my moms diamond necklace down the sink when I was little and 10 years later someone told us about the penny thing and my uncle got it out!

dzink 0

Wednesday 10 March 2010 16:21

Two things come in handy for this kind of situation. It's called a wrench and a bucket. Learn how to use them and stop complaining.

Flymeister 3

Thursday 11 March 2010 8:13

Really? NO SHIT!!!

mw2pride 0

Friday 12 March 2010 1:58

dont forget to use the garbage disposal

cecilia3821 0

Sunday 18 April 2010 19:42

wow your smart...lol

xbiohazardx 0

Saturday 24 July 2010 22:45

well duhh you don't do that op. lol

tellmeastoryplz4 0

Friday 20 August 2010 17:04

no shit dumbass! but that happened to me at school in grade 6! but it wasn't over the sink i dropped it and couldn't find it!

Punkpoptart1119 20

Friday 18 March 2011 18:20

Everyone knows that you idiot. YDI

RJM_isaBeast 0

Monday 28 March 2011 5:08

retard.

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