Miscellaneous: Today, I learned that you don't put your diamond earrings on... - FML

By what434 - 08/03/2010 13:19 - United States

Today, I learned that you don't put your diamond earrings on over your bathroom sink. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/07/2020 05:01

Today, in the process of leaning over the sink to close the drain so my diamond earrings wouldn't fall in as I put them on, I dropped my diamond earring down the drain. FML

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By monkeycannon7 - 24/04/2012 16:36 - United States - Woodbridge

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By LizGo - 17/11/2013 06:00 - United States - Greenville

Today, after just having used the bathroom, my ring fell in the toilet. After stealthily removing it with a toothbrush, I went to go wash it in the sink. It then fell down the drain. FML

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Today, I found out my roommate thinks the sink is an appropriate place to wash his junk. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/03/2024 08:00 - United States

Today, I learned it's not safe to take a bath if my aunt is staying over, because apparently she was never taught the "Knock before you enter" rule if the bathroom door is closed. FML

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By stupid^2 - 04/10/2021 20:00

Today, I did something you never ever should do. I removed the screw in the shower drain. What I didn't know was that it's impossible to know if the shower will leak afterwards. I just wanted to properly clean the drain. FML

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By joy - 07/02/2012 17:49 - United States

Today, while I was going to the bathroom, my engagement ring fell off into the toilet, which then automatically flushed. FML

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By akieferr - 03/09/2014 02:41 - United States

Today, while undergoing the cumbersome task of screwing the tiny silver ball onto my lip piercing, I clumsily dropped it onto the counter and watched it bounce into the trash can, where it nestled snugly into a used maxi pad. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/02/2023 22:00

Today, I learned what the phrase "Never trust a far", is all about. I spent several minutes trying to wash my filthy underwear in the sink. FML

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By namehere34 - 29/12/2009 19:10 - United States

Today, I found a diamond on the floor, which I could only assume was from one of my brother's cheap earrings. I was positive that it was fake. To prove it to myself, I ran it across my window, as they say only real diamonds cut glass. It's real. FML

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Gobsnoglin 0

Monday 8 March 2010 16:13

Or if you do put them on over the sink, put the stopper in the sink first!

astro_plastic 0

Monday 8 March 2010 16:12

Well I hope it impales a goldfish in a gutter somewhere so at least someone can look fierce in them.

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UrLiFsuX 4

Monday 8 March 2010 18:08

today I learned stupid people like to take expensive jewelery off over an open drain.

Wooddaver 0

Monday 8 March 2010 18:22

stuff like that would make it tolerable to be a sanitation worker-"let's see, shit, shit, condom, tampon, goldfish... ooh! a diamond!"

bnwranbo 2

Monday 8 March 2010 18:48

funny, yesterday i learned that you shouldn't take your wedding ring off and put it on the counter surrounding the sink... but, it's just a matter of taking the pipes apart (and not telling your husband about it)

silviam 7

Monday 8 March 2010 18:55

duh..

metalhead256 0

Monday 8 March 2010 18:58

duhhhh

septor82 0

Monday 8 March 2010 19:36

let me guess you are a dumb blonde,,,,, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha did I mention ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha loser.....

Cryzilla 0

Monday 8 March 2010 19:52

just take the neck of the sink off. it'll be in there. =] I've done it plenty of times

Pleasegoeasy 0

Monday 8 March 2010 20:11

smart are you a blonde?

Bullet4MyChemaMo 12

Monday 8 March 2010 20:16

YDI. Didn't it even occur to you that they just MIGHT fall down the sink? Just maybe?

nessalujin 0

Monday 8 March 2010 20:19

That sucks! Maybe call a plumber to open the pipes?

marc33 0

Monday 8 March 2010 20:20

woow I'm 79th!! lol

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