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Today, I was on my way to meet some friends for lunch. As I was parking, one of their cell phones accidentally called mine. As I walked to the restaurant, I listened in as some of my best friends discussed all the things they hate about me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (71481) - you deserved it (3396)

On 04/06/2009 at 3:08pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Minnesota)

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This seems a little too convenient

#1 - On 04/06/2009 at 8:07pm by ForestFire0

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Something similar happened to me once. My mother took a road trip with some of her friends and her cellphone accidentally called mine. I got to hear all about how her life would have been so much better if she'd never had me.

Trust me; it gets better after a while. You're luckier, though: You can easily distance yourself from those so-called "friends."

#7 - On 04/06/2009 at 8:14pm by cj_gurl

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