Embarrassing, Music, Accident and Concert: Rock n roll star

Rock n roll star

By MarsMayFall - 12/09/2016 09:56 - United States

Today, I was performing for a fairly large crowd with my band. I decided it would look cool to stand on one of the speakers and sing from there. It did look pretty cool for a bit until I tried to step off and fell face-first on the floor mid-song. FML

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Same thing different taste

RAWK N ROLL!!!

By stagedivefail - 19/08/2009 14:36 - Australia

Today, my band played its first real gig. It was going well, and I, the vocalist, thought it would be a good idea to stage dive. I underestimated the distance between the stage and the crowd and crashed into the floor. FML

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Toniiiiight, I'm a rock n roll staaaaaar

By NotKeithRichards - 06/09/2011 12:07 - United States

Today, while playing a gig with my band, I tried pulling the classic "playing the guitar with one foot on the monitor" rock-star pose. However, I misjudged the height of the monitor, didn't notice the puddle of beer in front of it, slipped, and fell off the stage into the security guy. FML

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By northernlass - 20/09/2010 04:47 - United States

Today, I was singing and playing keyboards with my band on stage at a club. A drunken chick from the crowd tried to climb up onto the stage in her heels, fell, and grabbed the back of my mic stand to catch herself. And busted me in the mouth with my own microphone. Then she requested a song. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/03/2015 18:20 - United States

Today, I had my first concert and was really anxious about screwing up my performance. Good news: I played fine. Bad news: as I walked off the stage, I tripped over my own feet, face-planted the floor, and busted my nose open. FML

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By lekijkerd - 17/11/2012 13:56 - Netherlands - Leusden

Today, I went to see my favorite band. It was all amazing and great until I decided to go crowd surfing. I was maybe too heavy because people jumped away instead of catching me. I fell right on my tailbone. FML

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By epicfail - 02/08/2009 08:39 - United States

Today, I went to a local concert. The singer from my favorite band stage-dived and I got to catch him. Unfortunately I was the only one to catch him. The next thing I know I'm pinned between him and the concrete floor as he finishes whatever part of the song he was on. He was fine, I hit my head. FML

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Do as I say…

By AllThatJazz - 15/04/2009 20:06 - United States

Today, I was stage-managing a school show. Some kids were goofing off backstage, so I yelled at them that they could hurt themselves. While walking back to my chair, I tripped over my own feet and fell 5 feet off the stage, shattering my cheekbone. FML

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By Chuffy - 04/11/2012 07:28 - United States - Fort Collins

Today, to help me get over my crippling social anxiety, my therapist encouraged me to sing in front of a crowd, since I actually have a fine singing voice. I ended up fainting onstage, mid-song. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/11/2015 15:28 - United States - Jamestown

Today, I was in a play and had a battle scene. I got a little too into it and wound up twisting my ankle. The audience was treated to me screaming like a little girl before face-planting the stage a moment later. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/03/2014 18:45 - United Kingdom - Redditch

Today, it was my first ever live piano performance. It went all great until the end, when I stood up, slipped, and smashed face-first into the keys. I've lost half a tooth and all my dignity. FML

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Tripartita 44

Monday 12 September 2016 18:03

"It's not my favorite song, but it's so sweet when the bassist drops." "It's 'when the bass drops'." "No, it isn't."

Wizardo 33

Monday 12 September 2016 17:56

LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR!

Comments

Sandsh8rk 36

Monday 12 September 2016 17:51

Well, that's one way to stage dive!

shiba10 26

Monday 12 September 2016 17:52

Should have jumped into the audience for a crowd surf, would've looked hella cooler than hitting the mud haha

Welshite 39

Monday 12 September 2016 17:53

You sure showed those headbangers how it's really done.

stryder9090 28

Monday 12 September 2016 17:53

This is how Drowning Pool was inspired to write "Bodies"

Wizardo 33

Monday 12 September 2016 17:56

LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR!

Miss_Whipped 43

Monday 12 September 2016 21:36

*throat-splitting roar*

PePziNL 20

Thursday 15 September 2016 0:51

FLOOOOOOOOOOOOOR

Tripartita 44

Monday 12 September 2016 18:03

"It's not my favorite song, but it's so sweet when the bassist drops." "It's 'when the bass drops'." "No, it isn't."

flammaefata 20

Tuesday 13 September 2016 9:25

What's your day job? I'm feeling this level of constant creativity hopefully is recognised in your 9-5 as well :P

Tripartita 44

Tuesday 13 September 2016 18:32

I'm a graphic design student, so creativity is a big part of it. I wish the design process was as easy as posting a few comments similar in length to a tweet.