By Anonymous - 06/04/2009 19:08 - United States

Today, I was on my way to meet some friends for lunch. As I was parking, one of their cell phones accidentally called mine. As I walked to the restaurant, I listened in as some of my best friends discussed all the things they hate about me. FML
I agree, your life sucks 88 158
You deserved it 5 114

lespaul_fml tells us more.

I posted this FML and just wanted to say that A) I am, in fact, a guy and these are guy friends B) The phone was on the table, not in a pocket. C) one of them literally is my best friend for the past 4 years and D) one of them came over later on that day and we had a long talk about it and mended things up.

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Something similar happened to me once. My mother took a road trip with some of her friends and her cellphone accidentally called mine. I got to hear all about how her life would have been so much better if she'd never had me. Trust me; it gets better after a while. You're luckier, though: You can easily distance yourself from those so-called "friends."

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lor080 0

#72... that is the best idea ever haha

haha this happened to me too, but with my mum. She was slightly pissed up at a party with her mates and she was chatting about how I needed to stop acting like such an easy slag. I've slept with one guy; my current boyfriend. Maybe I should have FML'ed it.

whererthefriends 0

I know how you must feel here, I have the same problems with my friends. If I were you, I probably would have faith in your friends (unlike many of these commenters)--for now, at least. Everybody dislikes things about everybody else. Use it to your advantage and change if you can. As always, try to increase the friends you have, but don't give up on these or treat them poorly. You know hate the fact that they were talking about you negatively--well, at least they've always been nice to your face (and probably will continue to do so). Trust that they are indeed your friends, through and through. But don't quote me--I have a TON of doubt about my own friendships and find it hard to take my own advice!

I used to think the same about my former friends. Then I moved and couldn't hang out with them as often. The amount of drama decreased significantly while my self-esteem and happiness increased. When I traveled to another state to see them, it was dramatic and we were constantly mad at each other like old times. Now I've cut ties completely and I'm a lot happier. Try it.

"there is one person in every group of friends that nobody ******* likes" --Dane Cook aka the truth

lalosaa 0

Better yet, "Today, I was on my way to lunch with some friends at a restaurant. On the way there we were talking about this one girl that we hated. Turns out, my phone had accidentally called her. She heard everything. We met her at the restaurant 10 minutes later. FML"

that sucks stop hanging out with those bitches

livexlaughxlove1 0

they probably did it on purpose so you would hear.