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Today, I was riding my bike and stopped at a street light. A little girl looked at me, then asked her mother, "Mommy, why does that girl have a ring through her nose?" Her mother then replied, "Because her parents don't love her." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (53024) - you deserved it (11888)

On 04/05/2009 at 3:33pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

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