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Today, I woke up with a hangover from last night. Last night, I snuck out and went to a party at a club. To hide my hangover, I cleaned myself up and walked into the kitchen to get a drink. My mother looked at me and said, "What's that on your wrist?" I'd forgotten I'd left the wristband on from the club. I'm already grounded. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (2647) - you totally deserved it (23637)

On 02/08/2010 at 2:29pm - misc - by Tucker (man) - United States (Arizona)

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Pwnd

#1 - On 02/08/2010 at 6:09pm by mosarmini

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Definatly a YDI but all people need time to let loose and you must be at least 20ish to go to a club wankered move out? x peace out x

#11 - On 02/08/2010 at 6:13pm by trickyd

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OP are you underage or just some loser that still lives with his mom?

#14 - On 02/08/2010 at 6:14pm by Trent14

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Both

#29 - On 02/08/2010 at 6:27pm by dorkside

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Took the words out of my mouth.

#34 - On 02/08/2010 at 6:37pm by smitty809

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so you're grounded and allowed on the computer?

#38 - On 02/08/2010 at 6:45pm by MissRachieee

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Move the fuck out already!!!!! its not like ur 13 dumbass....

#54 - On 02/08/2010 at 6:58pm by pwincessa23

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Wow. Did I ever mess up my comments?

#57 - On 02/08/2010 at 7:03pm by Rocco1990

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Maybe the op is not of the legal drinking age yet...

#60 - On 02/08/2010 at 7:06pm by BugeryBill

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fail

#88 - On 02/08/2010 at 7:53pm by Billbo23

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hahaha I got caught on Christmas break and I'm only 17

#96 - On 02/08/2010 at 8:29pm by omgzach

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haha unlucky legal drinking age here in australia is 18 and if your lucky you can get in at around 16 or 17 depending on how you look

#105 - On 02/08/2010 at 9:29pm by kieranw92

the legal drinking age in canada is 18 not 19 dumbass ...

#106 - On 02/08/2010 at 9:38pm by FYL_biotchXD

its 18 in canada !

#107 - On 02/08/2010 at 9:40pm by FYL_biotchXD

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actually, it sounds like he is!

#108 - On 02/08/2010 at 9:40pm by cmac86

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it's 18 in Quebec 19 everywhere else in canada

#112 - On 02/08/2010 at 9:58pm by Zills

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it's 19 in Canada except Quebec which is 18

#115 - On 02/08/2010 at 10:00pm by Zills

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hey u remind me of selena gomez. well your pic does anyway.

#122 - On 02/08/2010 at 10:28pm by strawberry6826

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this is the stupidest one yet. seriously. how old are you. why would you even share this. lame.

#131 - On 02/08/2010 at 11:33pm by jamamo

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LOL WIN

#134 - On 02/09/2010 at 12:07am by cdilink

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why people give YDI for shit that most of us gave done.

#136 - On 02/09/2010 at 12:09am by is300k

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Fail. It's 18 in a few provinces and 19 in others. Manitoba is 18

#138 - On 02/09/2010 at 12:24am by Madman55

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18 in Alberta Quebec Manitoba 19 everywhere else

#142 - On 02/09/2010 at 1:15am by cyberhoy

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it's nineteen in Canada dumbass

#157 - On 02/09/2010 at 3:46pm by connorpwns93

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Bah, is it really that hard to stay away from the club for a week or two?

#2 - On 02/08/2010 at 6:10pm by doink

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who cares if perdix commented on it

#67 - On 02/08/2010 at 7:17pm by qqwweeaa

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Haha 64 i agree

#69 - On 02/08/2010 at 7:19pm by what_the_fail

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haha 64 I totally agree. perdix is the hit

#72 - On 02/08/2010 at 7:22pm by harryman04

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haha I agree 64 perdix is the shit!!!

#74 - On 02/08/2010 at 7:24pm by harryman04

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Yo fuck you guys. Perdix doesn't have to comment on every single FML. It's damn hard to come up with the creative shit he comes up to make you guys laugh. You can make your own comments. Don't take up space complaining about something irrelevant.

-Thanks :)

#76 - On 02/08/2010 at 7:30pm by Ajjas013

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You're very fucking annoying!

#81 - On 02/08/2010 at 7:40pm by sublime93

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Be nice, this is his substitute for Facebook.

#82 - On 02/08/2010 at 7:42pm by Freeze

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haha, win! ^^

#85 - On 02/08/2010 at 7:48pm by wtf20007

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Wow I don't know whether to thank you Freeze or smack you across the face.

#91 - On 02/08/2010 at 8:06pm by Ajjas013

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atleast he change his picture, right freeze?

#95 - On 02/08/2010 at 8:18pm by joshhh11

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YDI for going to a club, and of course being stupid enough to leave evidence.

#3 - On 02/08/2010 at 6:10pm by Ashle1gh

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shutup you knob let's all get wasted and sleep in a ditch while a tramp molests our unconcious body

#37 - On 02/08/2010 at 6:44pm by BugeryBill

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:D random but funny/ weird

#44 - On 02/08/2010 at 6:49pm by kensman93

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I have some sick stories :)

#47 - On 02/08/2010 at 6:52pm by BugeryBill

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umm idk weather I wanna know em or not.

WHO AM I KIDDIN LAY EM ON ME LETS HEAR ALL UR "SICK" STORIES 

#104 - On 02/08/2010 at 9:26pm by Tripout

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#156 - On 02/09/2010 at 3:36pm by BugeryBill

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Lol nice one.

#4 - On 02/08/2010 at 6:10pm by MXavierT

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You're an idiot. You deserve it for sneaking out. Party and do what you want when you're alone. Hopefully when you get drunk because you're such an idiot, you get in your car, and smash into people who are like you.

#5 - On 02/08/2010 at 6:11pm by RyanKaufman

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I hope drunk drivers crash and kill themselves. It clears the roads for the smarter drivers.

#31 - On 02/08/2010 at 6:30pm by Zigma

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wait, did you just to tell him to party alone? you're a moron.

just because you had no life and were unfortunate enough to have no friends doesn't mean everybody should live like you

#114 - On 02/08/2010 at 10:00pm by serfis

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unfortunately they usually kill innocent people and walk away unharmed.

#151 - On 02/09/2010 at 7:47am by ktbird

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Wow thats something i definitely wouldve noticed

#6 - On 02/08/2010 at 6:11pm by hunter989

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agreed

#7 - On 02/08/2010 at 6:11pm by ShopoingStor

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hahaha same thing happened to me over christmas break ... I'm only 17 though

#97 - On 02/08/2010 at 8:31pm by omgzach

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not like youve said it before...

#165 - On 05/28/2010 at 1:18pm by CreepyGuy666

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That sucks but you deserved it!

#8 - On 02/08/2010 at 6:11pm by kelseyyyy

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It says you got grounded . Since in most clubs you have to be 18 or 21 and you still live with your parents and are able to get " Grounded " worry me deeply .

#12 - On 02/08/2010 at 6:13pm by ThankYhuCaptinOb

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On top of that...most clubs aren't stupid about the people in there that AREN'T 21 drinking. So...are you 21 + and STILL having to sneak out AND getting grounded? Wow...

#36 - On 02/08/2010 at 6:40pm by wolfpackchick10

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agreed

#66 - On 02/08/2010 at 7:16pm by yeahreally

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if your old enough to get into a club and get a wristbands to drink, I think you are too old to get grounded...

#9 - On 02/08/2010 at 6:11pm by stebun

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I was thinking the exact same thing. If you're old enough to get into a club, you're old enough to not be grounded.

#13 - On 02/08/2010 at 6:14pm by deadbunny17

sounds about right...

#33 - On 02/08/2010 at 6:35pm by splydoms

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I have been going out since I was sixteen. granted though that if my parents tried to ground me I would have laughed at them

#41 - On 02/08/2010 at 6:48pm by BugeryBill

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Clubs that serve alcohol don't welcome minors. Thus punk apparently got plastered. Not happening at an all ages club.

#145 - On 02/09/2010 at 1:53am by deadbunny17

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yeah, clearly they raised you well..

chronological age is not the same as maturity - if your ass still needs to be grounded at 18, your parents haven't spanked you enough as a child.

#148 - On 02/09/2010 at 4:53am by Vitamin_C

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raised very well...what were they going to do ground me so I couldn't go to work? haha

#150 - On 02/09/2010 at 7:17am by BugeryBill

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YDI for not being honest with your parents.

#16 - On 02/08/2010 at 6:16pm by tkarin

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ydi for getting caught!

#17 - On 02/08/2010 at 6:18pm by xoxcinderellaxox

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You're old enough to drink but still get grounded? YDI

#18 - On 02/08/2010 at 6:19pm by 40ozToFreedom

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YDI for being old enough to go to a club and apparently drink, yet still living with your parents and STILL getting grounded. LMAO. Yeah, YDI.

#19 - On 02/08/2010 at 6:19pm by whobutme23

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WIN.

#30 - On 02/08/2010 at 6:29pm by Tabbykat9698

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hahaha what a loser

#20 - On 02/08/2010 at 6:19pm by justmel

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correction, Boser

#75 - On 02/08/2010 at 7:28pm by BoostaRoosta

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correction correction boozer

#116 - On 02/08/2010 at 10:06pm by Zills

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dirty bugger, never showered? next time you'll notice it. YDI

#21 - On 02/08/2010 at 6:19pm by javakrypt

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who says this dumbass was old enough to drink sounds like they had a fake id to me. YDI

#23 - On 02/08/2010 at 6:21pm by hjrn

Take proper measures if you're going to do that stuff while still living with your mother. *facepalm*

#25 - On 02/08/2010 at 6:22pm by Hendrixguy

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ok so you must be at least 21 in order to drink if you live in America and at least 18 for other countries....your real fml should be that you still get grounded when you are an adult

#26 - On 02/08/2010 at 6:23pm by susieKiute

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sucks, dude. but you've learned you gotta be more sneaky, right?

#27 - On 02/08/2010 at 6:25pm by lky830

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then don't tell her what it is

#28 - On 02/08/2010 at 6:26pm by jakeTS

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EPIC. FAIL.
Guess you weren't thinking straight from the hangover, huh?
Do you want a hug 'cause it seems like everyone's mistreating you for being an idiot~

#32 - On 02/08/2010 at 6:32pm by PandaFlavoured

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I hope she banged two garbage can lids together right next to your ears. Obviously if you're living with your mom and young enough to get grounded for going to a club, you're underage.

#35 - On 02/08/2010 at 6:38pm by MermaidSongXOXO

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I was waiting for your comment! You remind me of perdix somehow... Awesome ass pic btw.

#78 - On 02/08/2010 at 7:34pm by Ajjas013

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Thanks. And really, I remind you of perdix?

#100 - On 02/08/2010 at 8:47pm by MermaidSongXOXO

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Yeah definitely! You're comments are... Different. But not like perdix different. Different than that. It's like this:

There's normal comments

Different comments

Perdix comments

and your comments

#121 - On 02/08/2010 at 10:25pm by Ajjas013

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Nice lol. you could have told her you started wearing colored bands

#40 - On 02/08/2010 at 6:46pm by unlimited1792

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lol if youre old enough to drink you shouldnt have to worry about getting grounded..tool

#42 - On 02/08/2010 at 6:48pm by token_blackguy

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My guess is that OP looks older than he really is, and that's why the bouncer let him in.

#45 - On 02/08/2010 at 6:50pm by MermaidSongXOXO

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Ew, sounds like a rapist to me. Check if he has cold hands :/

#79 - On 02/08/2010 at 7:35pm by Ajjas013

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gonna find my baby, gonna hold her tight, gonna grab some afternoon delight, my mottos always been when it's right, it's right, why wait in the middle of a cold dark night ?wheeeeeeeeen...

#94 - On 02/08/2010 at 8:13pm by purplemnm

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you rebel!!

#46 - On 02/08/2010 at 6:50pm by eddles

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She obviously knew if she asked what was on your wrist. It's hard to hide shit like that. :P

#48 - On 02/08/2010 at 6:52pm by Relentless14

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good job tard

#49 - On 02/08/2010 at 6:53pm by ninja_ness

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wait xD did my comment get Mod'd? LOL

#50 - On 02/08/2010 at 6:55pm by KurouTenshi

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90% of the posters fail, its called a fake ID. Regardless, YDI for not noticing something like a wristband.

#52 - On 02/08/2010 at 6:58pm by user_001

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Oh guys, lay the fuck off the OP. Like you have never disobeyed your parents before. OP, sucks that you got caught, but YDI, because you were fucking stupid enough to leave your wristband on. When I go to a party, even if I didn't sneak out to go, I always take the wristband off the SECOND the party ends. You fail.

#53 - On 02/08/2010 at 6:58pm by QWERTYCommander

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this.

#83 - On 02/08/2010 at 7:43pm by sublime93

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damn, your mom is sharp. I barely notice when people get haircuts...

#55 - On 02/08/2010 at 7:01pm by thedivinecomeD

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DUMBASS!!!!!

#99 - On 02/08/2010 at 8:38pm by Lethario14

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actually in Canada drinking age is 18 in a lot of provinces ;)

#113 - On 02/08/2010 at 10:00pm by AttitudeMel

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18 in Quebec but they'll let anyone in

19 in Ontario shout out to the big TO West side

#118 - On 02/08/2010 at 10:11pm by Zills

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ur obv not that grounded if ur on fml

#58 - On 02/08/2010 at 7:04pm by emmmilyyy

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Some people's grounding rules are different from others. Keep that in mind. Also, learn some English. Might help your IQ a bit.

#62 - On 02/08/2010 at 7:13pm by Sickphuq

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maaybe he's underage and went to the club? hmmm?
people need to stop making fun of him for assuming he's 19 or older and is getting grounded
he could be 17 or 18, it is called a fake id....
but yes, your stupid for leaving the wrist band onnn..SUCKS

#59 - On 02/08/2010 at 7:05pm by mannup1234

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You'll get off grounding soon but you'll always have memories of last night.

#61 - On 02/08/2010 at 7:12pm by Erindub

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Aren't you cool

#63 - On 02/08/2010 at 7:13pm by LemonStarship

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dumb ass.

#65 - On 02/08/2010 at 7:14pm by meeks973

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owed damn

#68 - On 02/08/2010 at 7:19pm by devingragg

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YDI

#70 - On 02/08/2010 at 7:21pm by LULZ_O__o

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rookie!!!

#71 - On 02/08/2010 at 7:21pm by lcolla38

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big deal

#73 - On 02/08/2010 at 7:23pm by kittyry

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Tell her your friend said you left it at his house and you might not remember what it is when you got it back ;)

#77 - On 02/08/2010 at 7:32pm by Ajjas013

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that's idiotic!

#80 - On 02/08/2010 at 7:36pm by dreamer13

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lmao

#84 - On 02/08/2010 at 7:45pm by Craw25

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idiot

#86 - On 02/08/2010 at 7:49pm by Vipipid

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made me think of that scene in the hangover: what's that on your wrist?
-s*it I was in the hospital?!?!
but seriously though, you totally deserve it.

#87 - On 02/08/2010 at 7:53pm by thedivinecomeD

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YDI for sneaking out in the first place

#89 - On 02/08/2010 at 8:00pm by xKazama_Blood

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ok dude, seriously- the fact that you went clubbing insists that you are at least 21, in which case your a little old to be grounded. Maybe move out, stop living with your mommy, loser.

#90 - On 02/08/2010 at 8:02pm by a90n09

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Ha ha.... Dumb ass

#92 - On 02/08/2010 at 8:08pm by pilnorm

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cough*whipped*cough

#93 - On 02/08/2010 at 8:09pm by udonttouchme

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it's called a fake ID dummies

#101 - On 02/08/2010 at 8:49pm by bsalway1212

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Epic. XD

#102 - On 02/08/2010 at 8:51pm by Moemoemoe

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you can go to clubs 18..you might not be able to drink but that's why you wash the x's off your hands. and like I've gotten into the hookah bar a few times and am 16.

#103 - On 02/08/2010 at 8:55pm by FMLFML123123

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so ur grounded and u still live with ur parents

#109 - On 02/08/2010 at 9:54pm by spimpsta97

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that's what you get for drinking underage.

#110 - On 02/08/2010 at 9:56pm by OMGitsCOUREY

i just want to point out since someone commented earlier - the drinking age in Canada varies depending on province so either 18 or 19.

i just hope that youre not 21 and your parents still treat you like your 12 because you havent had the balls to stand up to them. move out. get a life.

#111 - On 02/08/2010 at 9:56pm by cwools

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you're old enough to go to a club and drink but you can still get grounded?

#117 - On 02/08/2010 at 10:07pm by kamranbird

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Have any of you fools talking about the drinking age in Canada noticed that this took place in Arizona!?

#119 - On 02/08/2010 at 10:17pm by sika

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LMAO #119

#120 - On 02/08/2010 at 10:20pm by cuty496

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your mom was at the same club as you or else she wouldn't ground base on a writsband.:D

#123 - On 02/08/2010 at 10:31pm by Sekococo

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Are you Ke$ha?

Is Ke$ha really a dude in drag?

#124 - On 02/08/2010 at 10:38pm by perdix

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haha nice he woke up feeling like p-ditty...

#143 - On 02/09/2010 at 1:32am by xxprettydisaster

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Ke$ha or Lady GaGa?

...Or Miley?

#155 - On 02/09/2010 at 11:53am by Ajjas013

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i am 21+ years old and live with my mom who still grounds me, fml.

#125 - On 02/08/2010 at 10:41pm by mdc1114

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Total fail

#126 - On 02/08/2010 at 10:43pm by IDKILY

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ydi for not being able to make up a lie

it's just a wristband...say its to support something at school or from volunteering
*i said school assuming youre not someone who's 21+ and still being grounded by your parents
=.=

#127 - On 02/08/2010 at 11:04pm by broke_otaku

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So you're a grown man still being grounded by your patents or are you a kid with a fake id? either way YDI. If you look mature enough to fool the bouncer, then u should act it too. If you're a grown man than it's just sad sad.

#128 - On 02/08/2010 at 11:26pm by namhowell

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Underaged drinkers are losers. Unless you're over 21 and live with your parents in the basement.

#129 - On 02/08/2010 at 11:28pm by WhoDatNation96

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damn…

#130 - On 02/08/2010 at 11:29pm by doomsdore

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so how are you grounded and why are you living with your parents?

#132 - On 02/08/2010 at 11:37pm by sportsnut

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and you still get grounded from going to the club. you should have never had to 'sneak out' If your old enough to go to a club

#133 - On 02/08/2010 at 11:52pm by imchanel

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ha stupid kid

#135 - On 02/09/2010 at 12:08am by MrJXIII

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hey asshole if you parents can still ground you how do you get into clubs

#137 - On 02/09/2010 at 12:20am by Andyangels27

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defent YDI forr been dumb hahhaa

#139 - On 02/09/2010 at 12:43am by taasha

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There is one X factor... if you're of age to drink, it's a huge FYL. If you're not, then it's a huge YDI.

#140 - On 02/09/2010 at 12:53am by Namenlos

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haha how old are u that u can drink at a club but still get ggrounded by your mom

fy

#141 - On 02/09/2010 at 1:08am by rhub

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Has no one here ever heard of a fake I.D.? The legal drinking age in my hometown is 19, yet I had been frequenting the bars since I was 17 and after a few times, I never even needed the I.D., the bouncers just opened the door as soon as I walked up. I was a little bit of a wild child from 16-19.

#144 - On 02/09/2010 at 1:33am by CharleneW

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the drinking age varies from town to town eh???

#146 - On 02/09/2010 at 2:28am by nlguy60

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Wow, if sneaking out and getting caught is the worst part of your minuscule day I pitty you. Go study your GED test prep and stay off the Internet.

#147 - On 02/09/2010 at 2:57am by jbonami

Yeah dude that's happen to me before!! It's never a good thing!

#149 - On 02/09/2010 at 6:52am by HAhaInMyFace

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YDI but that blows

#152 - On 02/09/2010 at 7:53am by koko1718

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u did deserve it. you went to a club while you lived with ur mom

#153 - On 02/09/2010 at 8:16am by epicenur

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(3) YDI for getting caught a second time.
(2) YDI for getting caught the first time.
(1) YDI for doing something that could get you into trouble in the first place.

#154 - On 02/09/2010 at 11:47am by blastvortex

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#158 - On 02/09/2010 at 6:36pm by steamPHYSCO

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if your old enough to get into a club then why do you have to sneak around?

#159 - On 02/09/2010 at 7:32pm by seinouye

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douche

#160 - On 02/09/2010 at 11:39pm by Unlucky_Idiot

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Yeeeah.
If you're old enough to drink/club party in Canada, you're old enough to get a job and support yourself. That way, only the police and/or judicial system of your country can 'ground' you. Otherwise, pipe down- whoever owns the property you're using for residence is legally entitled to establish the living conditions.
YDI.

#161 - On 02/10/2010 at 1:07am by justanotherhuman

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You're old enough to go out and drink in a club but you're mum is still grounding you?
Move out dude... Srsly... Move out....

#162 - On 02/10/2010 at 10:03am by Airch

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if you are old enough to getvin a club how are able to get grounded?

#163 - On 02/10/2010 at 5:15pm by actress5698

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So you are old enough to club but your mummy grounded you? Fucking wow, talk about fail.

#164 - On 02/14/2010 at 9:49pm by Wrathlon

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