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Today, I woke up with a hangover from last night. Last night, I snuck out and went to a party at a club. To hide my hangover, I cleaned myself up and walked into the kitchen to get a drink. My mother looked at me and said, "What's that on your wrist?" I'd forgotten I'd left the wristband on from the club. I'm already grounded. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (3416) - you deserved it (27872)

On 02/08/2010 at 2:29pm - misc - by Tucker (man) - United States (Arizona)

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