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Today, I woke up with a hangover from last night. Last night, I snuck out and went to a party at a club. To hide my hangover, I cleaned myself up and walked into the kitchen to get a drink. My mother looked at me and said, "What's that on your wrist?" I'd forgotten I'd left the wristband on from the club. I'm already grounded. FML


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On 02/08/2010 at 2:29pm - misc - by Tucker (man) - United States (Arizona)

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if your old enough to get into a club and get a wristbands to drink, I think you are too old to get grounded...

#9 - On 02/08/2010 at 6:11pm by stebun

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YDI for going to a club, and of course being stupid enough to leave evidence.

#3 - On 02/08/2010 at 6:10pm by Ashle1gh

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