Miscellaneous: Caught in 404p

Caught in 404p

By Tucker - 08/02/2010 19:29 - United States

Today, I woke up with a hangover from last night. Last night, I snuck out and went to a party at a club. To hide my hangover, I cleaned myself up and walked into the kitchen to get a drink. My mother looked at me and said, "What's that on your wrist?" I'd forgotten I'd left the wristband on from the club. I'm already grounded. FML

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By chunderful202 - 24/12/2012 08:46 - United Kingdom - Romford

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By WTF - 12/10/2012 23:00 - New Zealand - Hamilton

Today, I had to eat my breakfast in terrified silence, as my hungover mother staggered into the room, shouted at the kettle for not boiling fast enough, and after a few seconds, screamed that I'd sabotaged it. I'm now grounded for supposedly trying to fuck with her head. FML

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By AnastasiyaNicholas - 18/02/2012 14:20 - United States

Today, my drunken mother woke up after having passed out and yelled at me for ditching school. It took half an hour to explain that it's 5:00, and I've already been to school. FML

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By BoomHeadshot - 02/05/2012 02:27 - Australia

Today, I was trying to sneak home from a party. Instead, I head-butted a glass door and woke my mother up. FML

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By sickbaby - 11/06/2011 13:06 - Singapore

Today, my parents grounded me and took away my phone, iPod and door. That's right, my door. They think that because I was stumbling and couldn't walk straight last night, I must have been out drinking. They know I suffer from chronic vertigo, but don't believe I was having an attack. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/01/2010 11:00 - Norway

Today, I woke up with a hangover. I had a party last night. Besides a stolen TV, someone seemingly decided to take a dump in my piano. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/06/2013 15:29 - United States - Richmond

Today, I woke up early, went to the gym, then came home and showered. When I went into my room to change, my mom woke up and started pounding on my door, screaming about how lazy and useless I was for sleeping so late. When I tried to tell her otherwise, she grounded me for "talking back". FML

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By Noname - 14/03/2009 18:22 - United States

Today, I checked my Facebook to find I had been tagged in a bunch of photos from a party I had attended last night. On each picture I had a comment from my mom saying, "You're grounded." FML

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stebun 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 0:11

if your old enough to get into a club and get a wristbands to drink, I think you are too old to get grounded...

Ashle1gh 14

Tuesday 9 February 2010 0:10

YDI for going to a club, and of course being stupid enough to leave evidence.

Comments

lky830 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 0:25

sucks, dude. but you've learned you gotta be more sneaky, right?

jakeTS 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 0:26

then don't tell her what it is

PandaFlavoured 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 0:32

EPIC. FAIL. Guess you weren't thinking straight from the hangover, huh? Do you want a hug 'cause it seems like everyone's mistreating you for being an idiot~

MermaidSongXOXO 6

Tuesday 9 February 2010 0:38

I hope she banged two garbage can lids together right next to your ears. Obviously if you're living with your mom and young enough to get grounded for going to a club, you're underage.

Ajjas013 6

Tuesday 9 February 2010 1:34

I was waiting for your comment! You remind me of perdix somehow... Awesome ass pic btw.

MermaidSongXOXO 6

Tuesday 9 February 2010 2:47

Thanks. And really, I remind you of perdix?

Ajjas013 6

Tuesday 9 February 2010 4:25

Yeah definitely! You're comments are... Different. But not like perdix different. Different than that. It's like this: There's normal comments Different comments Perdix comments and your comments

unlimited1792 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 0:46

Nice lol. you could have told her you started wearing colored bands

token_blackguy 18

Tuesday 9 February 2010 0:48

lol if youre old enough to drink you shouldnt have to worry about getting grounded..tool

MermaidSongXOXO 6

Tuesday 9 February 2010 0:50

My guess is that OP looks older than he really is, and that's why the bouncer let him in.

Ajjas013 6

Tuesday 9 February 2010 1:35

Ew, sounds like a rapist to me. Check if he has cold hands :/

BrettFavreisgod 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 0:49

I'm Ron Burgundy?

purplemnm 9

Tuesday 9 February 2010 2:13

gonna find my baby, gonna hold her tight, gonna grab some afternoon delight, my mottos always been when it's right, it's right, why wait in the middle of a cold dark night ?wheeeeeeeeen...