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Today, my boyfriend and I went for a swim in his pool. I was hoping that the swim would be somewhat romantic, however, that came to an abrupt end when he decided that it would be cool and funny to try and lift me up by my boobs. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23300) - you deserved it (3005)

On 01/20/2010 at 11:17am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)

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You just got a free breast lift!

#3 - On 01/20/2010 at 2:08pm by carrotpuke

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Ow. That makes my boobs hurt just thinking about it. How did your boyfriend think that you'd enjoy that?

#4 - On 01/20/2010 at 2:09pm by snickerdoodles

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