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Today, my female room-mate decided to throw away my xbox, along with a few other possessions because they reminded her of her ex. Furiously, I asked her if "it was that time of the month again." Now I can't feel my balls, and miss my games. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29677) - you deserved it (9264)

On 01/19/2010 at 10:59pm - misc - by NYCguy (man) - United States (New York)

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What a bitch and take her to court

#2 - On 01/20/2010 at 3:26am by xMrAndyTranx

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throw her shit out for being a bitchy roommate and make her buy u a new xbox

#3 - On 01/20/2010 at 3:27am by brutal_banger

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