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Today, I used a public bathroom and set my motorcycle helmet on the sink while I used the urinal. The helmet rolled into the sink, under the faucet and set off the motion detector, soaking the inside. I drove 15 miles home in 30 degree weather with a wet helmet. FML

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On 01/15/2010 at 12:04am - misc - by RyanSmithN (man) - United States (Florida)

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Way to use your motorcycle in 30 degree weather.

#1 - On 01/15/2010 at 6:17am by yous_an_idiot

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did it freeze to your head?

i doubt a hand dryer could totally dry the inside of a helmet, most of the time they can't even dry your hands properly

#10 - On 01/15/2010 at 6:50am by catatonicsleep

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