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Today, I was on a long-haul plane journey home from my holiday. After 5 hours, I decided to stretch my arms whilst watching a movie. Little did I know that a little girl was approaching, running down the aisle as my arm stretched out. I accidentally clothes-lined a little 9 year old girl. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20520) - you deserved it (2614)

On 01/07/2010 at 7:25pm - misc - by James4929 (man) - United Kingdom

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PLEASE tell me you hit her with an elbow drop next?

#11 - On 01/08/2010 at 3:44am by crzyry

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Gah, she deserves it for running on the plane. Planes are not areas that should ever be run in.

#16 - On 01/08/2010 at 3:58am by juche

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+6 | 3

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