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By KarateKid76 - / Thursday 5 December 2013 03:19 / Australia - Melbourne
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  Zazoo1995  |  22

One time, my boyfriend and I were having sex and I stopped in the middle, and told him that when he was a freshman in high school, I was a third grader (we are 6 years apart). Instant mood killer for him xD

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  jazzy_123  |  20

that's nothing. Once I had an orgasm so intense I farted... twice..

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  hays_xo  |  15

Mate I'm from Australia and I don't give two shits what anyone thinks of me. And no, I just have a good sense of humor. Which you clearly lack. Burn bitch.

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  Ambient25  |  24

Oh you're from Australia? Wow I'm sorry I didn't know that was a factor. Oh I'm single? Wow I didn't know that's supposed to put me down. *oh how nice of you to edit* Yup yup? Look here Ducky, just because you're a child doesn't mean you have to make it obvious.

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  Ambient25  |  24

^ And the definition of "hypocrisy" has been provided ladies and gentlemen. Let me quote you: "Mate I'm from Australia and I don't give two shits what anyone thinks of me. And no, I just have a good sense of humor. Which you clearly lack. Burn bitch." Yep

By  californiapoppy  |  11

You should have karate chopped his man parts...

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  hays_xo  |  15

That wouldn't entirely be fair, I think just get him to the point where he's revved up, and then just stop. It's only payback.

By  Ambient25  |  24

I hope that killed your sex time with the man-child dead! If you play with the breasts as though they were toys....you're gonna have a bad time.

By  hays_xo  |  15

People are so serious! Lighten the hell up!

By  MysteryGuest214  |  10

Well, you deserved for sleeping with a twelve-year-old. Find an adult.

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