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B1ackthesun
| 31
Grasshopper has much to learn.
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Comet_Candy
| 23
Oh wow... I'd probably burst out laughing if my boyfriend ever did something like that! But FYL, OP.
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B1ackthesun
| 31
Grasshopper has much to learn.
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Zazoo1995
| 23
One time, my boyfriend and I were having sex and I stopped in the middle, and told him that when he was a freshman in high school, I was a third grader (we are 6 years apart). Instant mood killer for him xD
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Ambient25
| 24
Why the fuck would you say that during sex....
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onlychildFTW
| 33
12 - It couldn't have been too good if she stopped midway to give a random fact... It is an odd thing to bring up during sex.
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Ambient25
| 24
#7 is a dude. And it's an odd thing to bring up period.
"Hey, wanna know how I can make you feel like a creeper?"
"Hey, wanna know how I can make you feel like a creeper?"
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rgri
| 11
#1 Why so many dislikes, this is funny lol
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Snazzy_Snaz
| 17
Cause you're the BEST, ARRRROOOOUUND. NOTHINGS EVER GONNA BRING YOU DOWN
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jazzy_123
| 20
that's nothing. Once I had an orgasm so intense I farted... twice..
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strike2867
| 13
The only reason I can think of why you'd say that, is that you just got into 4th grade.
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incoherentrmblr
| 21
Whack on! Fuck off!
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roadrash3000
| 2
It's what happens when hardcore nerds value their nerd shit more than women... It's not even remotely funny...
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B1ackthesun
| 31
get a sense of humor #97
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Comet_Candy
| 23
Oh wow... I'd probably burst out laughing if my boyfriend ever did something like that! But FYL, OP.
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caohm
| 18
no happy ending for you
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Rainhawk94
| 27
exactly OP needs to get a sense of humor
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yellowzinnias
| 20
I'd do the same, but it would also be the end of any hope for an orgasm that day. lol
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pufffreak
| 13
Wow that's awesome imma do that
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poncho55
| 40
This is completely unrelated, but I approve of your account picture. Very much so.
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boating_guy
| 33
Hopefully, your significant other will have a much more positive reaction than OP's!
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_parth
| 20
Going to do that too. Let's see what happens.
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slickchrome
| 11
now that's taking foreplay to a whole new level
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hays_xo
| 15
Did someone say best boyfriend material?! Hella yeah!! Even if he killed your mojo, don't be so grouchy!! laugh it up!!!!
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Ambient25
| 24
Apart from the fact that you have seriously poor taste in "boyfriend" material, you said "hella", and I hate you.
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hays_xo
| 15
Mate I'm from Australia and I don't give two shits what anyone thinks of me. And no, I just have a good sense of humor. Which you clearly lack. Burn bitch.
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Ambient25
| 24
Oh you're from Australia? Wow I'm sorry I didn't know that was a factor.
Oh I'm single? Wow I didn't know that's supposed to put me down. *oh how nice of you to edit*
Yup yup? Look here Ducky, just because you're a child doesn't mean you have to make it obvious.
Oh I'm single? Wow I didn't know that's supposed to put me down. *oh how nice of you to edit*
Yup yup? Look here Ducky, just because you're a child doesn't mean you have to make it obvious.
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hays_xo
| 15
This is just pathetic. Really.
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Ambient25
| 24
Yes you're a prime example for why access to a computer should require a maturity test.
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hays_xo
| 15
Wow. Is that how you talk to everyone? You rude fuck.
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Ambient25
| 24
^ And the definition of "hypocrisy" has been provided ladies and gentlemen.
Let me quote you: "Mate I'm from Australia and I don't give two shits what anyone thinks of me. And no, I just have a good sense of humor. Which you clearly lack. Burn bitch."
Yep
Let me quote you: "Mate I'm from Australia and I don't give two shits what anyone thinks of me. And no, I just have a good sense of humor. Which you clearly lack. Burn bitch."
Yep
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californiapoppy
| 11
You should have karate chopped his man parts...
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onlychildFTW
| 33
Well that's an overkill. Very rarely should you do that. Eeek.
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hays_xo
| 15
That wouldn't entirely be fair, I think just get him to the point where he's revved up, and then just stop. It's only payback.
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Madridsta1999
| 7
*reads comment*
"Hey babe, come here please."
"Hey babe, come here please."
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Ambient25
| 24
I hope that killed your sex time with the man-child dead!
If you play with the breasts as though they were toys....you're gonna have a bad time.
If you play with the breasts as though they were toys....you're gonna have a bad time.
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hays_xo
| 15
I take it from past experience am I correct?
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Ambient25
| 24
Do you? I'm sorry to hear that.
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hays_xo
| 15
Sorry for tryin' to have fun. Kill joy.
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hays_xo
| 15
Is there anyway to delete these things? -.-
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Zack6849
| 8
But breasts ARE toys!
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nikkidii
| 14
Actually, they seem like these huge jugs of milk to me
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incoherentrmblr
| 21
#54, they are made from sand. Everyone knows that...
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hays_xo
| 15
People are so serious! Lighten the hell up!
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MysteryGuest214
| 10
Well, you deserved for sleeping with a twelve-year-old. Find an adult.
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glabberfasted
| 16
And YOU need to have more fun. Sheesh.
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honeymoonroyale
| 20
19, chiiiiiiiill....
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