Grasshopper has much to learn.

One time, my boyfriend and I were having sex and I stopped in the middle, and told him that when he was a freshman in high school, I was a third grader (we are 6 years apart). Instant mood killer for him xD

Why the fuck would you say that during sex....

12 - It couldn't have been too good if she stopped midway to give a random fact... It is an odd thing to bring up during sex.

#7 is a dude. And it's an odd thing to bring up period.

"Hey, wanna know how I can make you feel like a creeper?"

#1 Why so many dislikes, this is funny lol

Cause you're the BEST, ARRRROOOOUUND. NOTHINGS EVER GONNA BRING YOU DOWN

that's nothing. Once I had an orgasm so intense I farted... twice..

The only reason I can think of why you'd say that, is that you just got into 4th grade.

Whack on! Fuck off!

It's what happens when hardcore nerds value their nerd shit more than women... It's not even remotely funny...

get a sense of humor #97

Oh wow... I'd probably burst out laughing if my boyfriend ever did something like that! But FYL, OP.

no happy ending for you

exactly OP needs to get a sense of humor

I'd do the same, but it would also be the end of any hope for an orgasm that day. lol

Wow that's awesome imma do that

This is completely unrelated, but I approve of your account picture. Very much so.

Hopefully, your significant other will have a much more positive reaction than OP's!

Going to do that too. Let's see what happens.

now that's taking foreplay to a whole new level

Did someone say best boyfriend material?! Hella yeah!! Even if he killed your mojo, don't be so grouchy!! laugh it up!!!!

Apart from the fact that you have seriously poor taste in "boyfriend" material, you said "hella", and I hate you.

Mate I'm from Australia and I don't give two shits what anyone thinks of me. And no, I just have a good sense of humor. Which you clearly lack. Burn bitch.

Oh you're from Australia? Wow I'm sorry I didn't know that was a factor.

Oh I'm single? Wow I didn't know that's supposed to put me down. *oh how nice of you to edit*

Yup yup? Look here Ducky, just because you're a child doesn't mean you have to make it obvious.

This is just pathetic. Really.

Yes you're a prime example for why access to a computer should require a maturity test.

Wow. Is that how you talk to everyone? You rude fuck.

^ And the definition of "hypocrisy" has been provided ladies and gentlemen.

Let me quote you: "Mate I'm from Australia and I don't give two shits what anyone thinks of me. And no, I just have a good sense of humor. Which you clearly lack. Burn bitch."

Yep

You should have karate chopped his man parts...

Well that's an overkill. Very rarely should you do that. Eeek.

That wouldn't entirely be fair, I think just get him to the point where he's revved up, and then just stop. It's only payback.

*reads comment*
"Hey babe, come here please."

I hope that killed your sex time with the man-child dead!

If you play with the breasts as though they were toys....you're gonna have a bad time.

I take it from past experience am I correct?

Do you? I'm sorry to hear that.

Sorry for tryin' to have fun. Kill joy.

Is there anyway to delete these things? -.-

But breasts ARE toys!

Actually, they seem like these huge jugs of milk to me

#54, they are made from sand. Everyone knows that...

People are so serious! Lighten the hell up!

Well, you deserved for sleeping with a twelve-year-old. Find an adult.

And YOU need to have more fun. Sheesh.

19, chiiiiiiiill....