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Today, I volunteered at a nursing home. I approached a lonely, old man who had a type of nervous tick. I went over to speak to him, and not even four sentences into our conversation he says, "I'd really like to make love to you." What I thought was a tick was actually him stroking himself. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (57096) - you deserved it (3055)

On 03/30/2009 at 2:10am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

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So, did you let him?

#10 - On 03/30/2009 at 2:59pm by Gawain

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At least you have the satisfaction of knowing that creepy old men have the hots for you. Congratulations.

#11 - On 03/30/2009 at 3:01pm by altkat

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