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Today, I volunteered at a nursing home. I approached a lonely, old man who had a type of nervous tick. I went over to speak to him, and not even four sentences into our conversation he says, "I'd really like to make love to you." What I thought was a tick was actually him stroking himself. FML
At least you have the satisfaction of knowing that creepy old men have the hots for you. Congratulations.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Monday 1 September 2014