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Today, I asked a boy I like to prom by writing all over his car. After nervously sitting by the phone all day, I decided to go out to get lunch. I found the word "No!" written all over my car. FML


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On 03/30/2009 at 1:39am - misc - by lauren (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

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Maybe because you wrote on his car? What did you write with? I hope it was in the dust or with something washable.

#1 - On 03/30/2009 at 10:05am by thektulu7

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Well writing on his car is not such a good idea because then he has to wash it off and all...

#2 - On 03/30/2009 at 10:06am by Dutchie2010

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