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Today, my greatgrandpa came over for dinner. Halfway through the meal, he pooped himself. My family went through the rest of the meal acting like we hadn't noticed to avoid embarassment. As it was coming to an end, my sister came home and immediately yelled, "Ew! Did someone poop?" He cried. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32108) - you deserved it (1747)

On 12/09/2009 at 2:39am - misc - by PoorGramps - United States (Texas)

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