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Today, my dad's girlfriend threw me a birthday party and all the gifts, decorations, and the cake were according to my age, which they thought was 12. I turned 13 today. FML


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On 11/11/2009 at 1:43am - misc - by Saphira (woman) - United States (California)

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If your dad's girlfriend is like 35 or whatever.. get her a 40 year old balloon on her next birthday :P She won't be happy either.

#2 - On 11/11/2009 at 6:06am by IllegalLight

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Aww, that sucks. Congrats and happy birthday!

And congratulations on being 13 and typing more coherently than most of the older crowd.

#14 - On 11/11/2009 at 6:17am by Kylias

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