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Today, I went to McDonalds to get breakfast. I sat my food down at a table and went to get some napkins and a straw. I returned to the table to find that my food was gone, and could hear nothing but "SUCKKAAAA" trailing from the entrance to the restaurant. Some jerk stole my meal. FML


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On 10/24/2009 at 10:45am - misc - by HungryGirl (woman) - United States (Michigan)

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YDI Never leave your stuff unattended.

#24 - On 10/24/2009 at 3:09pm by wolfy

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It would make me so sad to see my delicious food disappearing out the door. :[
Yes, despite the copious amounts of grease and the poor quality, it is delicious.

Go chase after the guy and steal his car in return. Sucka!

#23 - On 10/24/2009 at 3:06pm by Witchcraft

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