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Today, I went to McDonalds to get breakfast. I sat my food down at a table and went to get some napkins and a straw. I returned to the table to find that my food was gone, and could hear nothing but "SUCKKAAAA" trailing from the entrance to the restaurant. Some jerk stole my meal. FML

#5972550 (140)

I agree, your life sucks (23221) - you deserved it (6124)

On 10/24/2009 at 10:45am - misc - by HungryGirl (woman) - United States (Michigan)

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