Today, I went to McDonalds to get breakfast. I sat my food down at a table and went to get some napkins and a straw. I returned to the table to find that my food was gone, and could hear nothing but "SUCKKAAAA" trailing from the entrance to the restaurant. Some jerk stole my meal. FML
I agree, your life sucks (19529) - you totally deserved it (4976)
On 10/24/2009 at 10:45am - misc - by HungryGirl (woman) - United States (Michigan)
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oh and FIRST
sorry, it was my first EVER being first. I'm poud
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YDI for eating mcdonalds u fatty. Have a good time chewing on those dead rat meat.
#36 - On 10/24/2009 at 4:20pm by ninaaftermath
Not an FML, fast food is horrible for you. The food thief is doing you a favor.
#55 - On 10/24/2009 at 9:33pm by DuhthatsObvious
Oh boo hoo. One fucking hamburger isn't going to kill anyone. Shut up you fucktards.
#74 - On 10/25/2009 at 12:47am by sjx
If you'd been paying attention, the OP was eating breakfast. They do not sell burgers in the morning. McDonalds usually sells breakfast sandwiches that usually have sausage, egg, cheese, and sometimes bacon, with griddle cakes instead of breadrolls (depending on what you order). Which isn't "Ratmeat". The occasional fast food burger won't kill you. I could eat a Double quarter-pounder each day for a week and not gain a pound, but that's just me. I am as healthy as a horse, you would never guess I eat fast food. Don't be so quick to judge.
Yea but healthy isn't just on appearance if thats what you mean. Healthy is (without going into depth) Body composition & Cardiovascular health
#87 - On 10/25/2009 at 4:39am by HeyItsWill12
True #87, if you mean me, I completed my most recent mile run time at my school in under 6 minutes... Compared to many other people, that is very healthy. As we speak I am eating chocolate and before that I had a glazed donut =P. I am 16, 5'11" and about 140-150lbs and I hardly gain weight. Although I am a martial arts student so I suppose that is one of the reasons I don't gain weight, but I didn't really gain weight before then. So, without going into depth, if you are "healthy" enough and are not attached to your computer as if it were an extra limb, a little fast food here and there isn't going to hurt you. Note that this is directed towards the people saying "YDI for eating Fast food fatass". I guess my point is, just because someone eats fast food, you can't assume that they are fat and lazy. I am proof of that point.
actually maybe she is one of those late wakers and wake up by the time mcdonalds lunches are served. =)
I should've expected some fat fucking idiots to say, 'one burger won't kill you'. No shit Sherlock. It's still unhealthy and you're better off making your own burgers at home. Not only would they be better for you but they'd taste better too. In my original comment I didn't say anything about burgers either so this is completely irrelevant. All I mentioned was fast food.
#91 - On 10/25/2009 at 7:38am by DuhthatsObvious
Agreed, fast food on occasion won't kill you. It sounds like you have A LOT of junk food though SUM1WEIRD. While you're 16 it's not going to bother you because you are a teenage boy, but don't get into the habit. You are still building up fat deposits in your arteries even with the exercise.
I don't eat A LOT of junk food, but when I want some I eat some, maybe some chips or something. My mother AND my father are the same way, they can eat tons of food and not gain hardly anything. I also ride my bike a lot. When I say a lot, I mean 8 hours a day everyday. I understand that excorcise doesn't really fix the whole thing, but I only eat McDonalds maybe once every month or 2 months. It's really a last resort if my grandmother isn't feeling well enough to cook something (she is 65 and has lupus, look that up) my mother doesn't always cook because she is turning herself into a pot smoking alchaholic, not to mention that she lives with me and my grandmother, not the other way around. Anyway, enough of me. Once again, my point is fast food isn't always a bad thing.
that's why you get the straw and napkins before you sit down, it's not like it's that hard to carry whats on the tray.
Unless your a fatass who orders 15 dollars worth of food for yourself of course. either way though YDI
YDI for using napkins. thats why god invented sleeves. unless you were wearing a sleeveless shirt in which case your life is fucked
I guess The Hamburgler gets tired of their shitty burgers after a while.
#9 - On 10/24/2009 at 2:15pm by shaister
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i thought ****ers were supposed to steal KFC not McDonalds
#11 - On 10/24/2009 at 2:26pm by Hillbilly_Deluxe
@ #11 --That's so not right dude.
I'm agreeing with others. Why didn't you get your napkins before sitting down?!
#17 - On 10/24/2009 at 2:40pm by Niko_Peiko_Boo
this is why you shouldn't leave your food at the table... thanks for the heads up. so many bums walk around my mickey d's its not even funny...
#16 - On 10/24/2009 at 2:37pm by xoluvinshayxo
lol, picturing that situation in my head was amazing! While it sucks you wasted some money on food you can't enjoy, at least you are not as close to a heart attack as you were before! I worked at McDonalds and never noticed bums walking around. Maybe 'cause Im one of them, I can't tell the difference.
#19 - On 10/24/2009 at 2:47pm by Im_Jesus_BITCH
Your only lying to yourself OP. Just admit your fat and ate it in like 5 seconds
#21 - On 10/24/2009 at 3:05pm by Ndanick1193
It would make me so sad to see my delicious food disappearing out the door. :[
Yes, despite the copious amounts of grease and the poor quality, it is delicious.
Go chase after the guy and steal his car in return. Sucka!
#23 - On 10/24/2009 at 3:06pm by Witchcraft
Omg..THE HAMBURGLER! YOU'VE COME AGAIN TO STEAL OUR GREASY GOODNESS! WHYYYYYYY?!
Srsly tho you should have called after him and said " WHY HAMBURGLER, WHY?!" I would have just for the hell of it. That sucks tho...I'd smack a bitch if they stole my food...
#26 - On 10/24/2009 at 3:21pm by happyemokid8181
Bahaha.
The Hamburglar.
I hadn't thought of him.
The Hamburglar strikes again!
Damn his sneakiness.
#30 - On 10/24/2009 at 3:35pm by Witchcraft
YDI. you should always get straws/napkins etc before you sit down.
#27 - On 10/24/2009 at 3:24pm by sillyzombiekid
You can't have hamburgers at McDonald's for breakfast. They only serve breakfast.
#71 - On 10/25/2009 at 12:34am by pourquoimoi
depends which McDonalds and Where..
cos i've had one before (gross) but still had one XD
#97 - On 10/25/2009 at 2:03pm by sillyzombiekid
all you had to do was slide your tray on the thing if you didnt want to carry it when gtting your napkins and straw
#40 - On 10/24/2009 at 5:23pm by bre_zip_it_up13
ydi for inhumanely murdering and devouring helpless animals. I hope your colons rot.
#45 - On 10/24/2009 at 7:02pm by Redrosesandrain
So carrying your meal and setting it down on the counter where the napkins and straws are whilst getting them, to avoid just this thing, was out of the question?
There's a reason that it's not a good idea to allow anyone but the cook and yourself to have access to your food. And even then, keep an eye on the cook (yes, I have worked in food industry).
#47 - On 10/24/2009 at 7:22pm by capthavoc123
Lots of people, actually. That's kind of why they ask "for here or to go?"
#52 - On 10/24/2009 at 8:44pm by DameGreyWulf
you couldn't be asked to get those things before getting your food? the average wait time at mcdonalds is like 3 minutes. still someone would have to be QUICK to get your food.
#50 - On 10/24/2009 at 8:19pm by Subjectzero
This is unfortunate at best. Are you in any physical pain? Did you lose something irreplaceable? Will this haunt you forever? If you can't answer yes = not an fml!
#54 - On 10/24/2009 at 9:20pm by Super_Vegetto
This sounds like my town! These bums be all like, "What you eating there." And if you say something they want, they try to snap it right out of your hand.
To be honest, I think you deserve this a bit. Leaving your food behind in public places, parties, or just in front of anyone besides your family/friends/spouse, is just asking for something like this to occur.
#56 - On 10/24/2009 at 9:41pm by NorfolkDude
Damn that blows but couldn't have been more than what 3-4 bucks. FYL!
#57 - On 10/24/2009 at 9:47pm by Bloodknight
You could have just stopped after "I went to McDonalds to get breakfast." That alone is a serious FML.
The guy who stole your "food" did you a favor. Stop eating crap and you'll feel better.
#59 - On 10/24/2009 at 10:05pm by FerrariCake
Gosh, people are so stupid. McDonald's isn't that bad. You don't know if she has it every morning or this has been the first time in 5 years. As long as it's just every so often, it doesn't matter. I think people on this site just like bitching. Lol.
fuck your life because you lost a 2 dollar meal? woooooow, thats pretty sad that you actualy posted that. and who the hell has mcdonalds for breakfast? thats discusting.
Rookie mistake. Get the straw and napkins before you sit down.
#64 - On 10/24/2009 at 11:11pm by chop_buster
I can eat three big macs from mcdonalds when I'm hungry, i weigh 130 pounds. You just have to exercise.
doesn't really matter what size you are. Your arteries are gonna be clogged when you get older. Have fun with that cardiac arrest!
#78 - On 10/25/2009 at 1:50am by betseyville
Why didn't you get the napkins before you sat down? I would never leave my food unattended, just for this reason.
#79 - On 10/25/2009 at 1:57am by valuemeal2
Oh no, some guy stole $5 worth of panda crap from me. My life is now fucked. Unless you're one of those fatass fucktards who orders $50 of "food" for themselves. And 3 large Dr. Peppers. Then your life is actually fucked for being a fatass who buys $50 of panda crap. And 3 large Dr. Peppers.
#82 - On 10/25/2009 at 3:07am by rawr_ima_bear
And YDI for being a fatass who eats breakfast at mcdonalds. I did that once and i FUCKING BARFED ALL OVER THE MCDONALDS PERSON
#84 - On 10/25/2009 at 3:10am by rawr_ima_bear
Little does the thief know that you anticipated his sneaky act, and poisoned the stolen meal with a McDonalds breakfast. Muahahahahahaha!
This is why whenever I go up to get utensils/napkins/condiments at a restaurant, I always take my food with me.
#89 - On 10/25/2009 at 5:03am by phonetrubl
Plus, McDonalds isn't just for fat people and bums. I'm kinda confused at all these haters. It's alright to hate on success, but there are tons of fast food places that can't perform anywhere near McDonalds status.
#95 - On 10/25/2009 at 12:35pm by Super_Vegetto
Oh no! You got a whole dollar worth of food stolen! FYL!
Also, you health freaks need to chill out. Unless you're eating fast food like every week, its fine.
wow, sorry some dumbass stole your food. :/ mcd's isn't that great anyway.
#102 - On 10/25/2009 at 6:47pm by L0VEPiNK07
look up stealing breakfast at mcdonalds on youtube. i'm sure you're bound to see your mcgriddle somewhere
#103 - On 10/25/2009 at 8:02pm by giveobamaquarter
Aw snap. One of my sister's classmates and his friends stole a bag of stuff I got from WalMart, including part of her b-day present. I don't think anything in there was over 7 bucks (I had 2 other bags), but I was pissed. They were laughing as they left. My cousin and her were sitting with the stuff at Burger King while I went to get some food and when I got back they told me. Maybe they were caught off guard so they didn't stop them. >_>
#105 - On 10/25/2009 at 10:59pm by meezletoe
now there's no finesse in stealing food like that. if you want free food at McDonalds, just drive through the drive- thru and don't order anything. tell him you accidently drove through the drive thru line and don't want to order anything and that youre just passing through. then wait for the person behind you to order, and tell the guy at the pay window the same thing. then go up to the next window and take the guy's food behind you. by the time they figure it out, you'll be long gone.
#106 - On 10/26/2009 at 12:00am by Guitarist45
meh, just hope that one day, that guy stealing food from McDonalds will one day clog his arteries, then as he lays dying from heart attack. YOU laugh at HIM!......at least that's what we do in Soviet Russia anyways :D
#108 - On 10/26/2009 at 1:47am by EveryDayJackAss
i'm no health freak but, day-um...i think if you saw what happens in the slaughterhouse to get the cow parts for that 99 cent burger you'd pass and have some coco puffs for breakfast instead. md's is really, really, reeeaaally gross. and uh, redneck? you're ridiculous. i hope al sharpton kicks your stupid ignorant racist ass.
To all you people saying she's having a burger and going on and on about it.
She most likely wasn't. Who has a burger for breakfast?
McDonalds have a BREAKFAST menu you know.
#112 - On 10/26/2009 at 4:17pm by JimmyShoes
It's better than somebody spitting on your food without you noticing it, right?
The lesson is, never leave food unattended anywhere outside of your own home.
A white supremacist troll who... bleeps himself?
Now I've seen everything.
#123 - On 02/12/2010 at 9:23am by derschadenfreude
