Fast food, Thief and Restaurants: Smooth

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By HungryGirl - 24/10/2009 14:45 - United States

Today, I went to McDonald's to get breakfast. I sat my food down at a table and went to get some napkins and a straw. I returned to the table to find that my food was gone, and could hear nothing but "SUCKKAAAA" trailing from the entrance to the restaurant. Some jerk stole my meal. FML

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You deserved it 9 791

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By pplsuck - 25/09/2012 23:57 - United States - Fort Lauderdale

Today, I went to eat out. When I sat down, I realized I forgot my straw. I took my purse with me, not wanting it to get stolen. Someone stole my food instead. FML

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You deserved it 2 774

By can't eat paper - 11/05/2014 01:34 - United States

Today, after a long day at work, I was starving, so I stopped by the drive-through for something to eat. When I got home and hurriedly opened the bag, all I found inside was napkins. Thanks, McDonald's. FML

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You deserved it 11 405

By Aaron - 14/05/2009 21:23 - United States

Today, I walked to my local McDonald's. I spent the last 7 dollars I had on my meal. As I began to walk back to my dorm, I was mugged. I explained to them I had no money, so they stole my food. FML

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You deserved it 3 729

By effmylife - 06/09/2009 23:12 - Canada

Today, when I was finished eating at McDonalds, I went to Shoppers to pick up a new toothbrush. I got back to my car only to find the windows smashed in. The only thing that was missing from my car was the Hello Kitty toy I got from McDonalds. Someone broke into my car for a 10 cent toy. FML

I agree, your life sucks 50 183

You deserved it 3 674

By ewww - 30/07/2011 14:07 - United States

Today, while using the restroom at McDonald's, a hand reached under my stall and took the remaining toilet paper. FML

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You deserved it 4 014

By Jesse - 22/06/2009 16:18 - United States

Today, McDonalds charged me 21 cents for a honey mustard packet. The jerk manager made me break a $50 bill. So I grabbed all their napkins, carried them into the parking lot and tossed them all into the air in protest and drove off. Down the road, I realized I left my wallet at the counter. FML

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You deserved it 85 333

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By Hahamaster333 - 28/03/2013 01:02

Today, I was at the pool when I saw a man eating the food I had ordered near my seat. I immediately ran up to him and asked him to stop stealing my food. I took the food away and threw it in the trash. Seconds later the attendant came out with my actual food. FML

I agree, your life sucks 10 830

You deserved it 75 405

By stephiexbabexx - 15/01/2010 21:27 - United States

Today, I was with my friends at Burger King. While we were eating, I placed my cellphone on the tray, not realising that I'd left it there until after I emptied my tray into the bin. When I got it out of the trash, it was covered in soggy, sticky garbage. FML

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You deserved it 39 455

By Anonymous - 05/02/2012 15:45 - Reserved

Today, I was having lunch at McDonald's when I dropped a French fry down my shirt. It stuck out the top of my bra. Before I had the chance to remove it, a creepy man picked it out and ate it saying that it was the best French fry he had ever eaten. FML

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You deserved it 5 068

By macguy - 20/10/2016 14:25 - Philippines - Quezon City

Today, I got mugged. For my Big Mac. What the fuck? FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 187

You deserved it 1 009

DoomJeff91 2

Saturday 24 October 2009 20:44

DAMMIT HAMBURGULAR!

wolfy_fml 5

Saturday 24 October 2009 21:09

YDI Never leave your stuff unattended.

Comments

tropicthunder 3

Sunday 25 October 2009 14:12

omg lmao

Super_Vegetto 0

Sunday 25 October 2009 17:35

Plus, McDonalds isn't just for fat people and bums. I'm kinda confused at all these haters. It's alright to hate on success, but there are tons of fast food places that can't perform anywhere near McDonalds status.

jeniilouise 0

Sunday 25 October 2009 18:35

ydi for wanting to have a macdonalds so early! lol

Aerianna 0

Sunday 25 October 2009 22:11

...Am I the only person here thinking "Hamburger win."?

DRY0YRD 0

Sunday 25 October 2009 22:48

Oh no! You got a whole dollar worth of food stolen! FYL! Also, you health freaks need to chill out. Unless you're eating fast food like every week, its fine.

L0VEPiNK07 0

Sunday 25 October 2009 23:47

wow, sorry some dumbass stole your food. :/ mcd's isn't that great anyway.

giveobamaquarter 0

Monday 26 October 2009 1:02

look up stealing breakfast at mcdonalds on youtube. i'm sure you're bound to see your mcgriddle somewhere

XTheDesertSongX 17

Monday 26 October 2009 1:31

get over it. it's mcdonalds...

Guitarist45 0

Monday 26 October 2009 5:00

now there's no finesse in stealing food like that. if you want free food at McDonalds, just drive through the drive- thru and don't order anything. tell him you accidently drove through the drive thru line and don't want to order anything and that youre just passing through. then wait for the person behind you to order, and tell the guy at the pay window the same thing. then go up to the next window and take the guy's food behind you. by the time they figure it out, you'll be long gone.

EveryDayJackAss 0

Monday 26 October 2009 6:47

meh, just hope that one day, that guy stealing food from McDonalds will one day clog his arteries, then as he lays dying from heart attack. YOU laugh at HIM!......at least that's what we do in Soviet Russia anyways :D