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Today, I realized that sometimes I forget to turn off my desk light when I leave the room for dinner. I also learned that said desk light can get hot enough to melt plastic, which is why my brand-new laptop screen was literally oozing onto the table top when I got back. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23059) - you deserved it (8052)

On 10/22/2009 at 5:00pm - misc - by iplaytwister (woman) - United States (Virginia)

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Errrm what crappy laptop do you have?


I don't know of any that would have a plastic screen, and seeing as the internal components of a laptop can get very hot if you are doing something that requires a lot of power, I doubt you would have a lamp that can get your laptop hotter than that and melt it.

#4 - On 10/22/2009 at 7:58pm by fuckyou1337

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OP here. Technically this happened almost a year ago, and I wrote the FML from my new(er) laptop, which is a mac. It WAS true, and the desk light was a regular desk light, I had it like 8 inches from the screen (Toshiba laptop), and it melted the plastic all around the corner of my screen and onto my screen. When I rescued it, I could see into the cords and everything inside. so yea.

#20 - On 10/22/2009 at 8:52pm by iplaytwister

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