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Cool moves

By Anonymous - 21/01/2021 23:01

Today, I tried pouring water on myself like in Coyote Ugly to the song "Pour Some Sugar On Me." I ended up waterboarding myself and I didn’t stop until the pitcher was done. I felt like I was drowning the whole time, and my partner knew from the choking sounds. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/01/2011 19:14 - United States

Today, I was drinking a bottle of water. My friend came up from behind and scared me, causing me to inhale and choke on the water. Lacking air, I passed out. I awoke to him on the ground laughing his ass off. I almost drowned drinking a bottle of water. FML

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By Fire_Crotch - 14/08/2010 06:27 - Canada

Today, I turned the shower on the hottest setting so it would warm up quickly. I started to sing and dance around the bathroom. I got too carried away and pelvic thrusted the water, which I hadn't turned back down. FML

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Wardrobe change please

By Meagan Ortiz - 16/08/2020 23:02

Today, I choked on water so hard that I threw up and shat myself. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/01/2014 16:12 - United States - Shelbyville

Today, my boyfriend saw a YouTube video of a guy throwing boiling water into the cold air, with the water immediately turning to ice and vapor. He copied it, but only succeeded in dousing himself with boiling water, then making me drive his idiot self to the hospital. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/08/2009 08:58 - United States

Today, I was at the pool, casually flirting with one of the lifeguards. He said that he would gladly give me CPR, in the event that I needed it. I laughed and thanked him, stating that it was a sweet idea, even though I wouldn't be needing assistance. I then choked on my bottled water. FML

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Freaky...

By shinra - 18/07/2018 20:30

Today, it's the third time in a row that I've woken myself up in the middle of the night by pouring freezing cold water on myself. I didn’t even have water on my nightstand last night. I woke up in the kitchen. FML

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By rebeccacaissie - 21/11/2010 18:16 - United States

Today, I was being a little playful with my boyfriend when we began wrestling. He then put me in a choking headlock and wouldn't let me out until I "tapped out". FML

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By Anonymous - 04/08/2019 22:00

Today, my girlfriend threw boiling water at me to get me off my phone. It worked, but now I'm burned. FML

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Thirst trap

By Anonymous - 18/03/2010 07:05 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were play-wrestling on the couch. I got thirsty, so I got up and grabbed a metal water bottle and drank out of it. He tried to playfully touch it and spill water on me, but instead hit it hard enough to where it slammed my mouth, chipped my tooth, and cut open my lip. FML

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By N O - 27/05/2014 18:47 - Canada - Granton

Today, my husband thought it would be hilarious to slip a little fake blood into the bathtub while I was relaxing in it, eyes closed. When I opened my eyes, the water was one big cloud of red. I screamed so loud that I might as well have been dying, and yes, he recorded everything. FML

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mickymoose1 15

Friday 22 January 2021 1:05

Are you sure you sure you're allowed to be without adult supervision?

SM79 6

Friday 22 January 2021 4:13

So let me get this straight.... You were water boarding yourself. You didn't like water boarding yourself....yet you continued to water board yourself...because your partner didn't physically stop you from water boarding yourself....? Please don't have children.

Comments

bigredmonkeybutt 28

Friday 22 January 2021 0:53

Is the FML here that you are stupid enough to waterboard yourself or that your partner didn’t stop you from waterboarding yourself?

mickymoose1 15

Friday 22 January 2021 1:05

Are you sure you sure you're allowed to be without adult supervision?

tounces7 27

Friday 22 January 2021 2:32

And you didn't just stop, why?

peterblack67 9

Friday 22 January 2021 2:49

You were doing it to yourself. Not up to your partner to stop you.

SM79 6

Friday 22 January 2021 4:13

kfchicken 31

Friday 22 January 2021 7:50

I think the most amazing part is that she kept trying to breath while pouring water on her face. this whole thing would have been avoided if she recognized she can't breath under water.

SM79 6

Friday 22 January 2021 20:06

😂🤣😂🤣😂 right?!?!?

rainbowdonnareed 18

Friday 22 January 2021 7:38

Is it online yet? Instagram? Tick Tock?

BurnInDemonFire 33

Saturday 23 January 2021 3:27

You know it's supposed to go over your boobs, and not your face, right?

coius 23

Saturday 23 January 2021 14:41

I think the brain damage you must’ve suffered came from elsewhere. Did you drown as a child?

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Sunday 24 January 2021 3:56

First of all, she poured water over herself during the song Cowboy, so that's your first mistake. Second, pretty sure she wasn't looking directly into the pitcher as she poured the water over her head. Third, well, it goes without saying - YDI.