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Today, I got pulled over for going 85mph in a 60mph zone on a highway in the Everglades. There were cars passing both the cop and me as I was being pulled over. The cop decided I was easiest to catch since I was the slowest of the bunch even though the other cars were topping 100mph. FML


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On 10/19/2009 at 5:12pm - misc - by tracey (woman) - United States (Florida)

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If you're going to speed, might as well keep up with the others.

#1 - On 10/19/2009 at 7:58pm by albinoV

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That's the typical predator/prey routine.

The predator chooses the slowest and weakest of the herd. Thanks for letting us know that you are slow and weak. That might come in handy during a food shortage.

#8 - On 10/19/2009 at 8:03pm by perdix

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