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Today, I got pulled over for going 85mph in a 60mph zone on a highway in the Everglades. There were cars passing both the cop and me as I was being pulled over. The cop decided I was easiest to catch since I was the slowest of the bunch even though the other cars were topping 100mph. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25974) - you deserved it (10472)

On 10/19/2009 at 5:12pm - misc - by tracey (woman) - United States (Florida)

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