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Today, I was drinking in the park with my friends. Being drunk, I relieved myself on a nearby tree. Unknown to me, a 4 year old was having her birthday party 100 yards away. I was arrested for public intoxication and exposing myself to a minor. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8755) - you deserved it (65725)

On 09/29/2009 at 2:47am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

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Are you 13 or something? Drinking in a park, really?

#3 - On 09/29/2009 at 10:15am by skullfuckery

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YDI. Drink at home.

#1 - On 09/29/2009 at 10:12am by powersmoke

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