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Today, I was drinking in the park with my friends. Being drunk, I relieved myself on a nearby tree. Unknown to me, a 4 year old was having her birthday party 100 yards away. I was arrested for public intoxication and exposing myself to a minor. FML
Are you 13 or something? Drinking in a park, really?
Have fun with that sex offender tag dragging you down for the rest of your life.
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