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It would have been better if OP had said his age, so we could know wether he was streaking, and underage drinking, or just streaking.

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Although I should have read the whole thing before judging, I instantly decided they deserved it simply because of the beginning.

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You heard that alcohol is bad when you were a kid, but you drink it now anyways. Teach them like equals.

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haha that comment man, that made my day right there. that's perfect && needs to be idolized in all future FMLs about cops

Some things are great together - e.g. cookie dough, chocolate chips, and vanilla ice cream. However this is more like carrots, cheese, and semi-skimmed milk. Tasty individually, and sometimes can combine nicely if you only pick two, but together they are an unholy disaster formed from a six-year-old's misunderstanding of what 'salad dressing' actually is.

Hey trampolines are fun anytime. Especially when naked and drunk. I do that all the time. If the neighbor was fun they would have joined in.

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Jumping on a trampoline drunk is fun as hell. I don't know whose trampoline it was, but that didn't make it any less fun.

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63 - If you feel the need to censor yourself on a site in which it is not required, how about just not curse at all? You clearly have an issue with it and censoring it makes you look fucking stupid.

Lay low for a while, if he doesn't confront you, you dodged a bullet. If shit hits the fan, there isn't much you can do.

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