Miscellaneous: Today, I was drinking in the park with my friends. Being drunk,...

By Anonymous - 29/09/2009 06:47 - United States

Today, I was drinking in the park with my friends. Being drunk, I relieved myself on a nearby tree. Unknown to me, a 4 year old was having her birthday party 100 yards away. I was arrested for public intoxication and exposing myself to a minor. FML

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By whatislife1969 - 08/10/2017 04:30

Today, my work had an employee party at the park and I drank a little too much vodka. Towards the end of the party, I found myself making out with a tree in front of all my co-workers. FML

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By Chase - 15/05/2017 18:00

Today, I turned 21 and had a huge party because I could finally drink legally. Got arrested for public intoxication. FML

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By meeks123 - 20/06/2012 05:03 - Australia - Queanbeyan

Today, I was arrested for drinking in public. It was my friend who was drinking; I was taking the alcohol from her so she wouldn't be arrested. FML

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By angela - 09/04/2020 23:00

Today, I went to a party. Although I wasn't drinking, I was still afraid the cops would bust me. Halfway through the party, the cops showed up. I tried to hop a fence, ripping my pants and cutting my leg in the meantime. It wasn't until was on the ground that I found out there was a gate. FML

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By Noj12345 - 25/06/2009 08:05 - United States

Today, after finishing work, my friend was having a party next door and my driveway was blocked. I parked 6 houses down and went to the party for 20mins. After coming out after 3 beers, I went to move my car back to my house and go to sleep. I got a DUI for driving 30 feet. FML

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By Kathya Wilson - 01/08/2022 10:00

Today, I hung out with a friend who doesn’t have any kids. We went to the park, where my three year-old son decided to drop his drawers and shit next to a tree. FML

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By Unluggee - 04/06/2009 10:38 - United Kingdom

Today, at a party, my three friends and I thought it would be fun to urinate in a jug. We dislike the neighbours, so decided to throw the contents of the jug over the fence into their garden. It hit a tree and splashed back. I ended up covered in our piss. FML

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By gingerbread - 18/12/2017 18:00 - Armenia - Yerevan

Today, I got a little too drunk at my best friend's birthday party and threw up in the pub bathroom. I wiped everything up, composed myself, and went back to the party table before promptly throwing up on myself in front of the whole pub. FML

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By AmberHavoc - 02/01/2013 15:01 - United Kingdom

Today, I got so drunk that I decided it was a good idea to get naked and jump on a trampoline in the back of a neighbour’s garden. Said neighbour is a police officer. FML

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Worst party ever

By Dumbass - 10/01/2019 12:00

Today, I got too drunk at a party and cracked a tooth from opening a beer bottle with my teeth, farted something nasty in a room alone with someone, tried to climb a tree and fell out, and watched my crush make out with his new girl. FML

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skullfuckery 0

Tuesday 29 September 2009 16:15

Are you 13 or something? Drinking in a park, really?

powersmoke 0

Tuesday 29 September 2009 16:12

YDI. Drink at home.

Comments

jollyjam1 2

Wednesday 30 September 2009 2:21

Your an idiot for drinking in the first place so good for you.

triplethreat13 0

Wednesday 30 September 2009 2:36

I actually said "awww" when I realized the 4-year-old had to see something like that. F her life, not yours. YDI anyway.

RuralNinja 0

Wednesday 30 September 2009 3:09

Have fun being a registered sex offender.

JohnnyTheFox 0

Wednesday 30 September 2009 3:17

Yep! You're going to have to move out of your house and live in a pedophile camp under a bridge for a few years. Thank Zeus that Uncle Sam is out there keeping accidental perverts at least 5000 feet from kids, huh?

i_got_it 0

Wednesday 30 September 2009 3:21

And thats why you dont get drunk in public ********. You need to start smoking weed cuz its mad easy to get away with weed. Even when your really high you dont get stupid like that. your gonna have fun looking for a job when you get older.

mommmma 0

Wednesday 30 September 2009 3:53

why would u be getting drunk at the park in the middle of the day?you must be a teenager who hides it from your parents.which is why you drink in public.hahaha.YDI for being a douche.