By Anonymous - 29/09/2009 06:47 - United States

Today, I was drinking in the park with my friends. Being drunk, I relieved myself on a nearby tree. Unknown to me, a 4 year old was having her birthday party 100 yards away. I was arrested for public intoxication and exposing myself to a minor. FML
I agree, your life sucks 10 925
You deserved it 73 759

Same thing different taste

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Have fun with that sex offender tag dragging you down for the rest of your life.

hobos_R_us 0

agreed, I think you deserve the charges. Plus you know how people will think of you, they consider peeing in front of someone molesting pretty much. Happened to someone I know.

When you said drinking at the park i imagined you out at the park at 12 am or something, but when a 4 year old was having a party like at 1 pm or around that time. Wtf in broad daylight? yeah you deserve that

Have a seat over there.... Pedobear approves.... yada yada yada. Now that THAT is out of the way... YDI.

Uconnrunner 0

Why were you drinking at a time in which a normal person would have a birthday party? I mean, it could not have been any later than like 5 o'clock, you drunk-ass, downs syndrome-infested twat-face.

I work overnight. So 7:30 am my 5:00. You drink when you get off, why can't I?

YDI for drinking at a park. What a loser. Sucks for you now that you are a registered sex offender too.

CCFML 0

I wish I could hit YDI more than once on this one...