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Today, my boyfriend gave me a poem saying "Roses are red, violets are blue, rubbish is dumped and so are you." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (45925) - you deserved it (3877)

On 09/14/2009 at 5:41am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - South Africa (Gauteng)

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roses are red
violets are blue
getting dumped isnt fun
sucks to be you

#4 - On 09/14/2009 at 10:22am by my_fml_account

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Roses are red
Violets are blue
He's getting laid
But it's not by you

#12 - On 09/14/2009 at 10:35am by Calaura9

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