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Today, my boyfriend gave me a poem saying "Roses are red, violets are blue, rubbish is dumped and so are you." FML

#5247721 (148)

I agree, your life sucks (33496) - you totally deserved it (2344)

On 09/14/2009 at 5:41am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - South Africa (Gauteng)

More FMLs?

alphabetman's life also sucks

CWoah also deserved it

Comments

(-1)

You mean ex-boyfriend^^

#1 - On 09/14/2009 at 10:21am by boba123

(0)

Ag shame. Jou lewe is gefok.

#26 - On 09/14/2009 at 11:24am by freudianego

(0)

you mean your mean ex-boyfriend :)

#31 - On 09/14/2009 at 11:50am by v1kt4r

wow this is one fml where the ireplywithlyrics guy wud fit in.

#43 - On 09/14/2009 at 1:10pm by FuckMyLyphe

(0)

slack

#44 - On 09/14/2009 at 1:14pm by taylipn

(0)

bop

#101 - On 09/14/2009 at 7:13pm by AnaMaree

(0)

Violets are blue;
Your life sucks
Take my cue:
Forget that---jerk.

#128 - On 09/15/2009 at 1:30am by WannabeMD

lmfffao thats SO mean :|

#2 - On 09/14/2009 at 10:21am by xij3ss

(0)

Haha yep. I wish i was a complete douchbag so i could use this next time i need to break up with someone.

#96 - On 09/14/2009 at 6:22pm by Bo_day_shus

(0)

yet clever...he managed to dump you AND call you rubbish in pretty much one line

#97 - On 09/14/2009 at 6:34pm by the_stereotype

(0)

Well, he was a horrible poet / writer. Not very creative...

#3 - On 09/14/2009 at 10:21am by rukusrazor

(+7)

roses are red
violets are blue
getting dumped isnt fun
sucks to be you

#4 - On 09/14/2009 at 10:22am by my_fml_account

(0)

I lol'd :) nicee

#46 - On 09/14/2009 at 1:35pm by Sun_Kissed18

(0)

At least it didn't read, "Roses are red/Violets are blue/What is this bump,/ and what is this goo?"

I love The Soup.

#79 - On 09/14/2009 at 4:12pm by adelaide_evening

(0)

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Michael Jackson is dead,
and the next one will be you.

#135 - On 09/16/2009 at 5:28am by sucktobeyou

(0)

roses are red
violets are blue
dating was fun
but fuck you sideways

#154 - On 07/05/2010 at 4:00am by 11colio11

(0)

How come when one type of FML makes it through, we get the same type nonstop for like the next 2 days, lol?

#5 - On 09/14/2009 at 10:22am by Bloodknight

(0)

Seriously, that was the best he could come up with?

#6 - On 09/14/2009 at 10:24am by fxdxhk90

(0)

OOOOHHHHHHH that was to the point

#7 - On 09/14/2009 at 10:24am by Jpster

(0)

key his car and put lipstick on his windows

#8 - On 09/14/2009 at 10:29am by TriniRockStar

(+3)

Psycho much?

#16 - On 09/14/2009 at 10:43am by my_fml_account

(+2)

make sure you get the wrong car though because psychos always seem to do that

#18 - On 09/14/2009 at 10:58am by netfreak

(0)

#8 thats just taking it too far.... fucking up personal property over a break up means u shoudn't even be in a relationship with ANYBODY

#140 - On 09/16/2009 at 5:57pm by whoabiach

(0)

seriously, key his car and put a banana in the exhaust

#9 - On 09/14/2009 at 10:34am by lolhaha118118

(0)

Potatoes work better in the exhaust.

#50 - On 09/14/2009 at 2:09pm by amrybarczyk03

(0)

potatoes work better up the ass too

#52 - On 09/14/2009 at 2:20pm by lenasaur

(0)

big lol here!

#65 - On 09/14/2009 at 3:22pm by A83

(0)

its just a nationwide assblast

#94 - On 09/14/2009 at 6:04pm by fylahole

(0)

Ah haha, must have been a jock

#146 - On 01/05/2010 at 12:56pm by WartsG

(0)

i'm sure the gay pride parade wouldn't mind

#147 - On 01/05/2010 at 12:58pm by WartsG

(0)

He sounds like a real prize. Too bad you couldn't hang onto him. :|

#10 - On 09/14/2009 at 10:35am by aback

(0)

If he wrote you a poem that started with "roses are red..." then this is WIN for you. Seriously. You could have had a future with convenient store teddy bears holding "i wuv u" hearts. Consider yourself free :]

#11 - On 09/14/2009 at 10:35am by mercyFML

(+4)

Roses are red
Violets are blue
He's getting laid
But it's not by you

#12 - On 09/14/2009 at 10:35am by Calaura9

(+1)

WIN.

#57 - On 09/14/2009 at 2:53pm by Intoxicunt

(0)

dnt let it get to u,u simlpy deserve sm1 better, but knw how to chose next time

#13 - On 09/14/2009 at 10:38am by optimistic91

(+1)

I got a headache reading this. Why do people feel the need 2 typ lyke dis!

#47 - On 09/14/2009 at 1:37pm by Sun_Kissed18

(0)

that's so middle school. He's lame. you're better off.

#14 - On 09/14/2009 at 10:39am by stolentrix

(0)

wow... what a prick... FYL

#15 - On 09/14/2009 at 10:42am by Midij19

DAAAYUUUUMMMM and FYL to the op

and also #17 = epic win

#19 - On 09/14/2009 at 10:59am by someone1989

(0)

Eh.

#35 - On 09/14/2009 at 12:30pm by violentturtle

(0)

epic win, plex! ^^

#51 - On 09/14/2009 at 2:17pm by piles_of_fail

(0)

Plexi = win.

#56 - On 09/14/2009 at 2:53pm by XOfiestypixie

(0)

I call a meeting of the "plexico, have my babies" members, so we can all bow and kiss plexi's feet for his awesome comments.

#59 - On 09/14/2009 at 2:56pm by Intoxicunt

(0)

Vice Dictator #1 reporting to duty, Oh Great and Powerful Dictator, Intoxicunt. =)

Can I call you Toxi? or do you prefer Cunty?

#60 - On 09/14/2009 at 3:03pm by XOfiestypixie

(0)

is this the line to suck plexi's dick?



oh darn, starchild isn't here to fulfill his dream... :/

#63 - On 09/14/2009 at 3:17pm by Casualt1234

(0)

#17 FTW.

#71 - On 09/14/2009 at 3:45pm by MG_4192

(0)

Lmao. No, this line has nothing to do with sucking any dicks. That line is on the other FML. Better hurry, you may miss out! Get it while it's hot.

You may call me whatever you please, my dear. :)
We're missing our other vice-dictator and Lieutenant Kay...

plexi, how ever will we have your children with only a lingering handshake?
*Tickles feet*

#74 - On 09/14/2009 at 3:57pm by Intoxicunt

(0)

That's really too bad. There's a special rhyme scheme for this thread and you didn't follow it. Therefore, you fail.

#83 - On 09/14/2009 at 4:32pm by TheLetterZero

(0)

Oh. Well, that works. Save up the "bad" for after hours. Haha.
The rantings of a scorned girlfriend would be screamed though. I can picture that: A girl screaming poetically.

#123 - On 09/14/2009 at 11:57pm by Intoxicunt

(0)

Roses are red
And you're feeling blue
But your ex is a prick
Forget him and his poo.

(OK, OK, lousy poem, but cripes, anyone who dumps someone that way is a douche. OP, you're better off without him.)

#20 - On 09/14/2009 at 11:07am by Vagrarian

(+1)

Wait, even a better one.

Roses are red
And make some people cough
Forget that douche, baby
You're better off.

#21 - On 09/14/2009 at 11:10am by Vagrarian

(0)

Roses are red.
Skepta.
Violets are blue.

Roses are red, violets are blue
You know I got my eyes on you
*I wear my suuuuuunglasses at night, so I can so I can*

#22 - On 09/14/2009 at 11:13am by Oblong

(0)

you got OWNED

#23 - On 09/14/2009 at 11:14am by Polionixon

(0)

Oooooh! SERVED!!!

#25 - On 09/14/2009 at 11:17am by jonny2x4

(0)

You got dumped. An FML? Hardly. Harden the fuck up bitch, no wonder you got dumped. YDI.

#27 - On 09/14/2009 at 11:24am by viral

(0)

its not that she got dumped, its the crass and rude way she got dumped by someone who is supposed to care about her

#53 - On 09/14/2009 at 2:22pm by lenasaur

(0)

except that if he cared about her, he wouldnt dump her. thats right. i said it.

#85 - On 09/14/2009 at 4:41pm by Plumppotato

(0)

Ahaha this FML is epic, that poem made my day :D

#4 and #12 epic win

tho #17 and #20 is epic fail

#28 - On 09/14/2009 at 11:30am by admad

(0)

How can you not like Plexico's poem.

Plexico is like an FML god.

BOW BEFORE PLEXICO!

(PS. Hi Plexi =] )

#58 - On 09/14/2009 at 2:55pm by XOfiestypixie

(0)

#4 was good.
#12 was great.
#17 was mediocre, written wrong.
#20 was bad.
#21 was pretty good.

Since none of you can get your ratings right.

#62 - On 09/14/2009 at 3:14pm by TheLetterZero

(0)

Let me help.
#17 wins.
The rest of you fail.
Simple!

PS. Hi lauralatch, XOfiestypixie, and plexico! It's like a damn orgy in here. :)

#76 - On 09/14/2009 at 3:59pm by Intoxicunt

(0)

#76, that's not helping, that's being dumb.

#80 - On 09/14/2009 at 4:20pm by TheLetterZero

(0)

I'm being dumb for having an opinion that differs from yours? So, by your logic, everyone but you is dumb. Yes, you are indeed a fucking masterpiece of evolution.

#126 - On 09/15/2009 at 1:25am by Intoxicunt

(0)

hahaha, that was awesome! XD your ex is win.

#30 - On 09/14/2009 at 11:44am by diet_otaku

(0)

dump that jerk off!

#33 - On 09/14/2009 at 12:26pm by nomis

(0)

Eh.

#34 - On 09/14/2009 at 12:27pm by violentturtle

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll fuck you with a cactus

#37 - On 09/14/2009 at 12:34pm by blehmeh

(0)

#37 lmfao , Well, at least he wrote a poem for you...

#49 - On 09/14/2009 at 1:54pm by famas48

(0)

hahha

#38 - On 09/14/2009 at 12:41pm by nofrillz

(0)

Sucks that he dumped you since he is obviously destined to be the next Robert Frost.

#39 - On 09/14/2009 at 12:47pm by mycleverusername

(0)

YDI for not appreciating poetry!

#40 - On 09/14/2009 at 12:49pm by stjulien

(0)

Ouch, that's gotta hurt.

#41 - On 09/14/2009 at 12:57pm by JRSpaniel

(0)

SOOOOOO HARSH

#42 - On 09/14/2009 at 1:00pm by diet_cocaine

(0)

Red are the roses
Blue are the violets
Learn you lesson
Dont mess with the poets

))
FYL, I agree

#45 - On 09/14/2009 at 1:26pm by Neznat

(0)

Nice twist.
Best poem on this thread yet.

#100 - On 09/14/2009 at 7:04pm by TheLetterZero

(+1)

Uh, let me play devil's advocate and say that fucking sucked balls.

#103 - On 09/14/2009 at 7:32pm by GreenMeanie

(0)

Roses are red,
And that didn't rhyme.
If you can't do better,
Please learn how to mime.

#124 - On 09/15/2009 at 1:20am by WannabeMD

(0)

lmao that cracked me up

#153 - On 06/20/2010 at 9:47pm by yummyylishis

(0)

what did you do to deserve it?

#48 - On 09/14/2009 at 1:53pm by netbeui435

(0)

damn, that is awful. you should have kicked him in the balls. hard.

#54 - On 09/14/2009 at 2:29pm by crazyyylooper

(+1)

I would say FML, but damn, that's kinda clever.

#55 - On 09/14/2009 at 2:35pm by donovanrammstein

(0)

Roses are red, violets are blue.
I WANNA FUCK YOU WITH A RAKE.

#64 - On 09/14/2009 at 3:21pm by allmidnighteyes

(0)

Shane Dawson? =D

#66 - On 09/14/2009 at 3:27pm by LadyOfLannister

(0)

Nope

#69 - On 09/14/2009 at 3:33pm by allmidnighteyes

(0)

Dada response poem:

flaguberty skiddley doosh da fanaught perjim

haliter skowunberqwaty nijanalipal yural ereptwun

kalihaczor fajireunun illatchureneas jaqutey kahon

cockmunch jizzysquish ifakedeveryorgasm monkeeefugger

#67 - On 09/14/2009 at 3:30pm by Casualt1234

(0)

He sounds like a gentleman and a scholar...

#73 - On 09/14/2009 at 3:55pm by tony8pie

(0)

Do you EVER /try/ to not write a freaking novel?

#91 - On 09/14/2009 at 5:27pm by CheshireHalli

(0)

goddamn, you are severely misguided. there's a difference between teasing a girl and being a complete douchebag.
and from how you've described yourself, you are the essence of a fucking tool.

#92 - On 09/14/2009 at 5:48pm by lem0n

(+1)

lem0n, something tells me that this is why he always writes novels on FML: he acts like this and never gets more than the desperate screw that obliterated their standards. ^.^ Juss saying. =) Don't be a dick, and maybe you'll find someone who wants to be around you.

#98 - On 09/14/2009 at 6:41pm by CheshireHalli

(0)

Roses are red.
You are a loser.
Those girls of yours should
be a bit choosier.

#125 - On 09/15/2009 at 1:24am by WannabeMD

(0)

Really though. Get a life.

#127 - On 09/15/2009 at 1:26am by WannabeMD

(0)

I feel sorry for you but that guy is funny

#81 - On 09/14/2009 at 4:22pm by pritchard27

(0)

WTF ... Oooh he seems sexy

#82 - On 09/14/2009 at 4:31pm by mathsponge

(0)

at least he's creative? could be worse you know. you can do much better

#84 - On 09/14/2009 at 4:32pm by samsworld

(0)

a great poem btw

#86 - On 09/14/2009 at 4:45pm by cr4ckb0n3f4n

(0)

roses may be red
but violets are in fact violet
go figure

not a poem. just thought id share my thoughts.

#87 - On 09/14/2009 at 4:46pm by Plumppotato

(0)

thats the meanest way to dump some1!
but i have to admit, great poem. the guy's very creative

#89 - On 09/14/2009 at 5:07pm by jessxoxo28

(0)

http://all-the-exgirlfriends.info/?uid=3944

#90 - On 09/14/2009 at 5:17pm by uffael

(0)

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Sugar is sweet
And so are you
But the roses have wilted
The violets are dead
Sugar is lumpy
And so is your head


I had a published Hallmark rhyme once:
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I suck at rhyming
Happy Valentine's Day

#93 - On 09/14/2009 at 5:57pm by campex

(0)

heres a better ending:

roses are red
violets are blue
sugar is sweet
and so were you
but the roses have wilted
the violets are dead
and you're a dumb ass
now you'll never get me in bed

#95 - On 09/14/2009 at 6:22pm by yohaun12

(0)

hahahahahaha, I saw something about someone doing that on /b/ earlier.

#99 - On 09/14/2009 at 7:00pm by crazzzzzy

(0)

YDI for dating a british guy that's not a musician

#102 - On 09/14/2009 at 7:23pm by criket527

(0)

Wow, how sweet is he?

#104 - On 09/14/2009 at 7:36pm by cutiepie87

(0)

Hahahahahaha

#105 - On 09/14/2009 at 7:37pm by leos1991

(0)

what an ass! That sucks. That was not a nice way to break-up with someone.

#106 - On 09/14/2009 at 7:40pm by Peaches21

(0)

Ok people that is not original at all Ive heard that like a billion times just putting that out there...


But yes that does suck fyl

#107 - On 09/14/2009 at 8:03pm by chrissirhc987

(0)

You got dumped. So cry about it, oh wait, you already are.

#108 - On 09/14/2009 at 8:04pm by Tubasaurus

(0)

Dang, that sucks.! FYL. That's a harsh way to break up with someone, I'm sorry :(

#109 - On 09/14/2009 at 8:10pm by cheetahboo2010

(0)

Guy sounds like a jackass. If he's gonna break up with you like that, he doesn't deserve you. Although, this is assuming that your a good person. I myself can't answer that question.

#110 - On 09/14/2009 at 8:31pm by shea627

(0)

At least poetry isn't a dead art form in Africa.

#111 - On 09/14/2009 at 8:36pm by DrunkenValor

(0)

I'm very sorry but I just have to say it... PWNED

#112 - On 09/14/2009 at 9:24pm by sc27

(0)

Well, at least trash gets picked up.

#113 - On 09/14/2009 at 9:28pm by Donthavekids

(0)

Roses are red
Voilets are blue
Your boyfriend is gay
And good luck to you
He dumped you like crap
Cause you have a small rack
Now to get him back....
Mess with him back.

#114 - On 09/14/2009 at 9:52pm by Baal952

(0)

HAHAHA.

I don't mean to be a dick, I know what it's like to be heartbroken. but you gotta admit, it's friggen hilarious!!!

#115 - On 09/14/2009 at 10:28pm by xXlolololXx

(0)

omg i got that from a stalker kid a few years ago. i had the comeback of "don't we have to go out before you can dump me?"

#116 - On 09/14/2009 at 10:36pm by midoriMentality

(0)

LOL THAT IS LAME!!!
i liked that poem so sadly YDI :(

#117 - On 09/14/2009 at 10:54pm by MetaGa

(0)

Lol I read the comments relating to pimpin88 and before I even saw the name, I knew it was him..

#118 - On 09/14/2009 at 10:54pm by iFruit

(0)

Roses are red,
Violets are gold,
Get on your knees,
And do what your told.

Merry Jackapalooza Day,
Jincos

#119 - On 09/14/2009 at 10:57pm by Jincos

(0)

Oh I guess making break up poems isn't so creative after all.
My bad.

#120 - On 09/14/2009 at 11:23pm by DameGreyWulf

(0)

ROFL

#121 - On 09/14/2009 at 11:38pm by Chr0nicdreamz

(0)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA that kid is the shit

#122 - On 09/14/2009 at 11:39pm by pickwick716

(0)

That boy is a jerk. nothing to lose. cheer up:)

#129 - On 09/15/2009 at 9:18am by dij

(0)

Roses are red,
Your man was a prick,
You don't really need him,
Go shove a stick up his dick

LOLOL =]

#130 - On 09/15/2009 at 11:45am by Lolzles

(0)

Wow. Harsh way to get dumped. I say date a real poet...

#131 - On 09/15/2009 at 12:44pm by Turpentina

(0)

Somehow I don't think you're giving us the full story. Did you cheat on him or something?

#132 - On 09/15/2009 at 6:33pm by OperationNicole

(0)

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
dang that sux,
glad im not you!!!......

LOL XD ......naw im just kiddin...but dang that sux though!

"If you love him, set him free....if he comes back it was meant to be!!"

#133 - On 09/15/2009 at 11:09pm by Yoshi181313

(0)

Something tells me you must be in high school.

If you tolerate that as a "break up" you have got to be an idiot.

#134 - On 09/16/2009 at 1:59am by Cazly_420

(0)

HAHAHAHAHA!
thats the greatest thing i've heard all day!
*wipes away tear*

get over it :l
obviously hes to fantastic for you, realize how great of a break up this is.


now go ahead, everyone get my comment hidden even though you agree with me :D

#137 - On 09/16/2009 at 6:37am by kirstiKORPSE

(0)

Classy. Is he, like, twelve or something? You definately need someone more mature.

#138 - On 09/16/2009 at 6:39am by teiso

(0)

Everyone here is saying what a douche and everything... does no one see the genius in this?!

#139 - On 09/16/2009 at 5:32pm by Roberto22

(0)

rubbish....seriously?

#141 - On 09/16/2009 at 11:39pm by vdubz

(0)

What's wrong with rubbish?

#143 - On 10/21/2009 at 5:17pm by arsenalfcboy

(0)

Roses are red,
Violets are blue
Clichés are retarded
And so are all you.

#142 - On 09/17/2009 at 10:32am by i_am_not_me

(0)

ROFL awww

xXx

#144 - On 10/26/2009 at 10:35am by SickToDeath

(0)

Haha he must have been a jock... Kes boy?

#148 - On 01/05/2010 at 1:00pm by WartsG

(0)

wat an idiott

#149 - On 01/12/2010 at 6:17pm by carlaa2

(0)

your ex boyfriend is a fricken geneous!

#150 - On 03/22/2010 at 9:14pm by lillypilly35

(0)

best breakup line ever

#151 - On 04/23/2010 at 5:31am by boredatwork11

(0)

ouch

#152 - On 06/08/2010 at 3:16pm by skitzoyd

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