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  Freeze_fml  |  16

Hurr hurr, my comment has nothing to do with the first post but I'm gonna reply here anyway! I guess I should put a disclaimer here stating that I'm imitating the above poster, since my last comment like this was moderated by someone thinking I was serious.

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  Rocco1990  |  0

He obviously had a reason to do it and he tried to do it in a way that might not hurt so much. He still got her a rose. Although with all these breakup/divorce FMLs the trend seems to be blaming the guy. These things go both ways.

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  Ajjas013  |  6

Right, he should of killed her family and then given her a red rose symbolizing the blood her family spilled instead. That's a much more humane way to dump someone :)

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  Ajjas013  |  6

Chop his penis off and do the following steps: 1. Cut a hole in the box 2. Stick his junk in that box 3. Make him open that box That's the way you do it~

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  xundria  |  5

@Ajjas: Amazing quote from Lonely Island. Fits perfectly in this situation, kudos sir. @OP: If you were going out for quite a while, and you didn't do anything to him, FYL. However, if you were only together for a short amount of time, or you did something brutal to him then I say YDI. (amidoinitrite?) @Jesus: why do you hate me? :(

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  xundria  |  5

@Ninja: I agree! Isn't there some other guy that's supposedly named Jesus, that's supposed to be omniscient and omnipotent, or something like that? @Ajjas: Ohhhh, is it nice in Vegas this time of the year? Maybe I may visit to see some of these "Jesus" fakes. =O (Damn my comments getting moved)

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  Ajjas013  |  6

Yes Ninja. It's called augmentation. Beware, the Jesuses look like hobos and have a night job of handing out porno playing cards to innocent passerbys. They tend to target families of five.

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  xundria  |  5

Hobos? Oh snap, I don't stand a chance. They may jump me and take my booze and -gets horrible mental images- I'll just stay here, thank you for the warning!

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  xundria  |  5

Well, a stereotype is usually to a certain group of people. Though technically it could be considered racist, 'cause what else group of people would you say something like that to? Well, that is if you consider Mexicans, Latinos, etc etc to be all the same, in which case it's different races bringing us back to it being a stereotype... my brain hurts.

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  Ajjas013  |  6

Exactly, I win after all :) By the way I in no way meant any racism to black people. I'm sorry if I hurt anyone's feelings. I love fried chicken too :)

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  Freeze_fml  |  16

No, you don't win. Race stereotyping is stereotyping someone by a race. Racism is treating others in a less superior manner because of their race. Associating blacks with fried chicken is stereotyping, not racism.

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  xundria  |  5

@Ninja: It's okay, the chickens lived a horrible life so they're better off dead, and in a better place... our stomachs! Why, they're tasty as well and make good snacks for the kiddos!

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  Ajjas013  |  6

I'm here. I've been here. I just didn't find any reason to comment. If you want me to then I will: xundra, your comments are childish and you're not funny.

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Ajjas isn't fun anymore. He was kidding around. Now it's just rude :/ What if I said you weren't funny and your picture was annoying? xundria is just having fun and you're sort of ruining. Come back when you find yourself a good sense of humor and optimism. Ninja blocked you because you became rude. Here on the Internet we don't like downers and trolls.

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  Ajjas013  |  6

@169 Yeah I guess you're right. I shouldn't of done that. I'm sorry xundria :) When I go back and read the thread I laugh, so I take it back. And no, Ninja probably blocked me on accident.

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  luckyducky123  |  0

Oh, and I guess you feel all cool and mature since you have? You're a child. Enjoy it while you can. Stop trying to grow up quickly and drink alcohol. By the way, learn how to spell properly. You sound like a dumbass.

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  KiwiBlam  |  4

In reply to DemonChicken... The answer is PRETTY MUCH ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD APART FROM USA. Infact, in most places in Europe you can buy yourself a beer from the age of 16. The happy birthday girl is from the UK. To DemonChicken: There is a world outside your continent. To Maxine17: Happy birthday and enjoy your first (legal) drink!

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