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Oh, ladies, you make me blush! Thanks for your kind words and pleasant thoughts, but my feet are ticklish. Let's be nice for now and say I will settle for some lingering handshakes ;)

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Lmao. No, this line has nothing to do with sucking any dicks. That line is on the other FML. Better hurry, you may miss out! Get it while it's hot. You may call me whatever you please, my dear. :) We're missing our other vice-dictator and Lieutenant Kay... plexi, how ever will we have your children with only a lingering handshake? *Tickles feet*

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I said I was going to be nice "for now." After hours, we'll figure out other things. And my poem was supposed to be free verse, the rantings of a scorned girlfriend. It is not intended to follow a standard scheme of meter and rhyme.

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Oh. Well, that works. Save up the "bad" for after hours. Haha. The rantings of a scorned girlfriend would be screamed though. I can picture that: A girl screaming poetically.

Roses are red And you're feeling blue But your ex is a prick Forget him and his poo. (OK, OK, lousy poem, but cripes, anyone who dumps someone that way is a douche. OP, you're better off without him.)

Roses are red. Skepta. Violets are blue. Roses are red, violets are blue You know I got my eyes on you *I wear my suuuuuunglasses at night, so I can so I can*

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I'm being dumb for having an opinion that differs from yours? So, by your logic, everyone but you is dumb. Yes, you are indeed a fucking masterpiece of evolution.

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