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Today, I found out that on Wednesday, when I have 2 exams, I'm called to testify in court. If I go to court, I cannot make the exams. If I take the exams, I'll be held in contempt and arrested. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32620) - you deserved it (3966)

On 09/11/2009 at 2:10am - misc - by livin (man) - United States (New York)

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