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Today, my mom noticed the hickey that I have on my neck. Embarrassed, I tried convincing her that I burnt myself using a hair straightener. She then told me that that's the same excuse she told my grandma when she got a hickey. FML
Not THAT big of a deal if it happened to your mom too.
Just wait till you get pregnant.
I hope you don't try the swimming pool excuse, for your own sake.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Monday 1 September 2014