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Today, my mom noticed the hickey that I have on my neck. Embarrassed, I tried convincing her that I burnt myself using a hair straightener. She then told me that that's the same excuse she told my grandma when she got a hickey. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10924) - you deserved it (41767)

On 09/06/2009 at 5:50pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

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Not THAT big of a deal if it happened to your mom too.

#1 - On 09/06/2009 at 7:34pm by DeathByFalchion

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Just wait till you get pregnant.
I hope you don't try the swimming pool excuse, for your own sake.

#11 - On 09/06/2009 at 7:44pm by redbluegreen

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