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Today, my mom noticed the hickey that I have on my neck. Embarrassed, I tried convincing her that I burnt myself using a hair straightener. She then told me that that's the same excuse she told my grandma when she got a hickey. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7817) - you deserved it (29416)

On 09/06/2009 at 5:50pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

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