Today, I was eating with a friend while walking on the sidewalk. A couple of pigeons were bothering us so I threw a fry onto the street. As a flock of pigeons were gathering around the fry, a truck drove by. Only four survived. FML
I agree, your life sucks (11252) - you totally deserved it (28249)
On 08/20/2009 at 2:22am - misc - by anonymous (man) - United States (California)
I say YDI because, why would you throw a french fry in the middle of the street where cars go by lol?
Unless you wanted them to die, if so BIRD KILLER!
@#4, they're only pidgeons, don't come up to me with the "BUT ANIMALS ARE EQUAL" bullshit because, no, they aren't, they don't have jobs and aren't a productive part of society and don't do jack all to help society evolve.
OP is very lucky since he managed to get those stupid pests in front of a truck.
#30 - On 08/20/2009 at 7:24am by Stupidpoorpeople
Stupidpoorpeople, it's always funny to watch people agree with you when their arguments are spectacularly crap. You're going about this the wrong way. Yes, we shouldn't feel as sad when animals die as when humans die. But that's only because the animals aren't smart enough to understand the concepts of loss and death. Not your twisted, fascist ideology.
#35 - On 08/20/2009 at 7:28am by IambecomeRAWR
you guys are bolth stuipd, im sure that aminals know about death or they would all be walking off clifts and stuipd shit. Im sure they are smarter then you think pet or wild animals for that. Im not saying i give a shit about the birds im just disagreeing with what you said
#41 - On 08/20/2009 at 8:23am by heavenandhell
i would totally do this on purpouse. this should be a LML "Today, i managed to kill alot of peigons LML" and the fml "Today i killed a bunch of pigeons but 4 survived. FML."
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HAHAHA epic! nice one, really made my day Dmaster22
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I agree with DMaster, this would be an amazing LML; "Today, I managed to kill a rather large flock of birds with just one fry >:D LML!" The FML should've been; "Today, I managed to kill a rather large flock of birds with just one fry >:D ...but some survived :( FML."
#64 - On 08/20/2009 at 9:38am by Lolbrittany
@ iambecomeRAWR: how can YOU tell? as a matter of fact it has been proven that some animals mourn for the loss of relatives. It's more likely you're not smart enough to figure out that you're not an alpha-predator as in fact you're more likely to be a 14yo reject and your best friend is myspace Tom.
#71 - On 08/20/2009 at 9:58am by quirinus
awesome, that is the way to take it to the pidgins. those assholes deserve it. nice job, but this is not an fml
# 30 :) took the words right out of my mouth
not to mention, pigeons are disgusting and they can carry diseases
fyl that 4 of them still managed to survive.
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Your an asshole. Hope you get run over by a truck along with the OP and all the other asshole comments here.
#115 - On 08/20/2009 at 11:45am by billchilled
Good. I fucking hate pigeons. Seriously, all they do is shit everywhere.
#119 - On 08/20/2009 at 11:55am by Mirequetz
You people are fucking stupid. Animals are equal to humans. In fact, they're far superior! They're innocent creatures that never sin or hurt others for pure entertainment, only to survive. Humans are disgusting filth that litter the earth with sin and the bad ones deserve to be killed off. OP, you did nothing wrong since it was an accident and you obviously feel sorry about it, but try to think before you act next time. The only reason I'm getting so defensive is because of the fucking retards like Stupidpoorpeople, who are exactly the kind of people who deserve to die for their insensitivity to life. But after all, this is just FML, so I'm sure we'll all come across plenty of stupid people.
#165 - On 08/20/2009 at 2:59pm by cupcakelolita
#41, why do you think they use dogs in police units? From what most specialists say, they don't innately understand death. When a "loved one" dies, they do mourn it, but they don't know what exactly happened or that it WILL happen to them. They don't run off cliffs because that scares them and they are afraid of getting hurt.
#167 - On 08/20/2009 at 3:02pm by Intoxicunt
115 and 165, thank you for exposing the ridiculously illogical undercurrent that runs in a lot of animal rights discourse. You have concluded that all animals (humans included) are equals yet have such contempt for humans as if we are an amoral mistake of nature. That is hypocrisy on the highest level. I think it is a marvel that we have developed to the point of being able to conceive of such things as morality while you express your outrage at the human race using those exact ideals.
note: I am left leaning and i believe in animal rights to an extent, but extreme views such as yours and PETA's do nothing more than to alienate those ideas as bleeding heart bullshit.
Um I disagree, when the dog's owner dies or his doggy companion, sometimes the dog stops eating for a while and becomes lethargic. Some dogs stop at where they died and start howling and whining.
She was trying to get the birds to go the other way!
I hate birds anyway.
#184 - On 08/20/2009 at 4:16pm by katiefershady
I think pigeons are the worst birds on the planet, with seagulls at a close second. Hell, I don't like birds in general with a few exceptions. Still, I'd feel horrible if I accidentally killed any.
#186 - On 08/20/2009 at 4:24pm by SomeonePosting
Your stupid as fuck... Animals aren't superior to humans... If they never "sin" or whatever then why do they eat each other dumbass?
#192 - On 08/20/2009 at 5:08pm by Sumtimz_life_sux
Not all animals are cannibals jackass. Count how many cannibalistic species you can think of, and divide that by the total number of species you know that exist. But telling from the way you speak, i'm guessing fractions are too advanced for you.
BTW, im not saying animals are better than humans, but lets face it, humans are pretty shitty. animals do what they need to do to survive and reproduce. Humans, on the other hand, kill for no reason. From hunting to sport (bye buffalo) to war (you don't look like me so you must die,) humans have done alot of horrible things.
#193 - On 08/20/2009 at 5:28pm by wookiewookieMAn
you guys are all digusting.
how is it funny that a bunch of birds got ran over by a car?
#214 - On 08/20/2009 at 8:34pm by mandapanda93
YOU DID THAT ON PURPOSE BIRD KILLER YDI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111111111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!~~~~
...Is what I would say if I was one of the 15,522 fuckoffs that clicked YDI. Use common sense to realise that there is no way OP did that on purpose instead of going "Oh noes an animul died now Im sad YDI."
all the people chanting with the animals vs. people thing, it doesn't have anything to frickin do with that. there was no human life that was saved over the pigeons. he put the fry in the street, and as a result, the pigeons died. that just means that the OP is stupid. you didn't think to throw it somewhere behind you?
#219 - On 08/20/2009 at 8:57pm by curryndricegirll
Mentally retarded people don't have jobs or do anything for society, does that mean they should die? You people make no sense. You say animals should die because they do nothing, but never anything about them, when its THE SAME FUCKING THING. NEITHER does anything. What makes the person any better?
#220 - On 08/20/2009 at 8:58pm by Sprinter136
#30... What kind of stupid point is "they don't have jobs and aren't a productive part of society and don't do jack all to help society evolve."? I believe you are referring to HUMAN society, in which animals should not feel inclined to take part, considering we take minimal part in theirs- unless you count destroying their habitats as "helping to evolve their society." And, please try to think before you make groundless points, because without the way humans have taken advantage of animals throughout our "evolution" (leather, animal testing, mass meat production, agriculture, transportation, and countless other ways) we wouldn't be anywhere near where we are today.
Please try to keep your idiocy down to a minimum in the future :)
And #101... Humans are disgusting and carry diseases too. We're worthless and should all die! (I hope your limited comprehension abilities allow you to note the sarcasm employed in the previous statement.)
#222 - On 08/20/2009 at 9:04pm by Notemostik
Shut up hippie humans kick ass and if animals are so superior howd they get fucked up by a combination of french fry and truck? Oh right theyre dumb birds that only know how to eat and shit.
#236 - On 08/20/2009 at 11:20pm by YouDontFuckWith
Sorry I dont work for PETA and don't agree with their work but I have a heart unlike you monsters.
#246 - On 08/21/2009 at 2:52am by billchilled
@#64: ...Just when you thought killing two birds with one stone was doing something clever... :D
#274 - On 08/22/2009 at 5:13am by AloysiusWeasley
This is the funniest post I have ever read. I would probably pee my pants if I threw a fry in the street and saw all of the pidgeons get run over by a truck.
Stupidpoorpeople -
First off, please go die. Whether it's by fire, drowning, suicide, I don't care. Just die.
Secondly, do you think the universe looks at people and thinks they're better than animals? No. Life is just a series of chemical reactions. Nothing special, nothing holy. But if I had to take a side, I would say animals are better than humans. Humans have singlehandedly created global warming, destroyed forests, polluted oceans and rivers, and slaughtered for fashion.
You are a perfect example of the lowest form of life. You're a cruel, unwanted, shitty brainless waste of space, and I hope you get everything you deserve. How many times have you gotten your ass kicked? I hope you get the shit beaten out of you a million times more before you decide you can't handle it anymore and jump off a bridge.
#295 - On 09/07/2009 at 4:55pm by gummibehrs
And Fisheyy is completely right. I've read stories about dogs who have walked 2,000 miles to get home after their owners lose them, and dogs who wait years and years by their owner's grave until the day they die.
Look at these:
http://www.oddee.com/item_96606.aspx
So if any of you don't think animals contribute to society, think again, dumbasses.
And Cupcakelolita, I agree.
#296 - On 09/07/2009 at 5:19pm by gummibehrs
yeah, my uncle watched a pigeon walk under the back wheel of a car just as it started moving, and laughed as its guts poped from its neck. i couldnt stop laughing when he told me
#301 - On 11/29/2009 at 11:48pm by detritornado
@4:
WTF, pigeons are screwing around with the food web; they're not supposed to be here. Anyway, they're über-annoying.
#304 - On 02/06/2010 at 1:36am by antonioohama
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that is so funny!
#2 - On 08/20/2009 at 6:19am by randomfacts
Best FML ever. Now hunt down the survivors! YDI for awesomeness, coz your life totally doesn't suck.
Damn right! He should be pissed of that some of em survived :-)
#33 - On 08/20/2009 at 7:27am by quirinus
Agreed! Id be thrilled if I killed a bunch of pigeons! The only part of this thats even remotely a FML is the fact that 4 survived.
I dont know what the OP is upset about, pigeons are some of the dumbest dirtiest birds on the planet and are nowhere near extinction so who cares if a few were stupid enough to get run over? Not his fault they were so food obsessed that they didnt get out of the way.
Carrier pigeons can find their way home from hundreds of miles away. If we were moved from one side of the country to the other, could you find your way home simply using the sun and magnetic cues?
#194 - On 08/20/2009 at 5:31pm by wookiewookieMAn
Tell me, why is it that those of little intelligence are so easily amused by pointless acts of violence?
#224 - On 08/20/2009 at 9:19pm by Notemostik
@220: What is the purpose of a mentaly retarted person being alive if they are so deformed that they are unable to speak, take care of themselves, communicate their thoughts with other people, and understand concepts that even a toddler can grasp such as "mine!" or "no"? They are nothing more than an extremely expensive pet who isn't toilet trained and can't be left alone for more than a few minutes. They aren't sentient and don't have that innate spark of understanding that makes one human.
a truck? on the street? what are the chances?! it's not your fault, you couldn't possibly have known.
#7 - On 08/20/2009 at 6:22am by papertigers
wow never though of it like that o.o
meant to reply to the rats with wings comment o.o
#284 - On 08/26/2009 at 2:17am by assortedkandy
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Thats WIN!! Pidgeons are rats with Wings!!
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I hate people like you who through food into the street so animals can get run over, it's sick, whether you killed them on purpose or not. And as for you who hate pigeons can call them rats with wings, who do you think made them like that? It's not their fault their disease ridden, it's yours.
how are we the ones giving animals diseases? I'm sure the ones fucking animals aren't regularly on a computer unless they're looking for animal porn. Go eat some tofu.
#95 - On 08/20/2009 at 11:02am by avalanche719
It's our fault pigeons are disease-ridden? They eat trash. Are we supposed to sanitize our trash before we throw it out now? Or keep it under lock and key until the sanitation workers pick it up to transport to their highly secure dump? Maybe we should provide pigeons with rooftop foot baths.
Besides, pigeons are carriers of parrot fever (among other things), which usually starts out in birds and then is passed to humans, not the other way around.
#103 - On 08/20/2009 at 11:24am by wingedtoad
They are not all disease ridden, just like not all rats or humans are. If you all had permanent diseases, me and a few friends would have killed you all already.
its still funny
if you dont like it get off the site jackass
#98 - On 08/20/2009 at 11:10am by canucksrule88
This FML becomes hilarious if you move the punctuation around in the last two sentences:
"... a truck drove by, only, four survived. FML"
#25 - On 08/20/2009 at 6:57am by SimpleSimon
It does make sense. What you mean is 'I don't understand'.
#139 - On 08/20/2009 at 12:34pm by SimpleSimon
No, that sentence does not make sense grammatically.
#166 - On 08/20/2009 at 3:00pm by LordOfTheHobos
You seem to be confusing a lack of comprehension on your part with a lack of grammatical correctness on mine.
#181 - On 08/20/2009 at 3:59pm by SimpleSimon
No, that sentence does not make sense. Tell me what you are trying to say, because simply putting commas there isn't cutting it.
#223 - On 08/20/2009 at 9:06pm by LordOfTheHobos
I hope/assume you've at least worked out my intended meaning, even if you will insist I've written it wrongly. "Only - With the unfortunate or negative result that." i.e, the flock of pigeons flew into the path on an oncoming truck, UNFORTUNATELY, four survived. Get it now? Subtle changes in the punctuation dramatically alter the tone, and thus the perceived meaning of a sentence. I could have simply added a comma after 'Only' in the OPs last sentence, which would suggest the correct tone, however, I felt it would read more naturally if I amalgamated the final two sentences.
#248 - On 08/21/2009 at 5:49am by SimpleSimon
It's not like there's a shortage of the fucking things. OTOH, sounds like you let Darwin select for the smarter ones. Not necessarily a good thing.
Ha ha! Funny as hell.
But really.. you should have seen that one coming. Thats like throwing a shiny ball into the road when there are small children around.... hey now... that's an idea! :-P
I'm not even gonna vote. That's a WIN not a FML. Way to kill Rats of the sky. Cheers!
#39 - On 08/20/2009 at 8:11am by avalanche719
Thank you! I'm terrified of pigeons. I feel like they're going to shit on me every time I see them flying.
a pigeon almost landed on my head once in chicago so i swung at it to scare it off and some crazy homeless man looked at me and said "dont fuck with that bird, that bird will fuuuuuckk yooouuu up" in a slow creepy voice ahaha
i shoulda thrown a fry into the road maybe i coulda taken care of em both!
Who cares about some dead pigeons? Those birds spread disease. I say a few fewer pigeons is a good thing.
Yeah i totally agree. Diseases suck. lets do everything we can to stop it! Lets kill all the pigeons so we can't get sick! Lets not stop there, lets kill anything and everything that has a communicable disease! Aids? die. cold? die. that sounds like a totally fair way to go, doesn't it?!?!
btw this is full of sarcasm.
#196 - On 08/20/2009 at 5:41pm by wookiewookieMAn
hahahahahahahaha! I was having a shitty morning...not anymore :)
#54 - On 08/20/2009 at 9:11am by mollysewalk
Dude, if its an FML to the poster, its an FML. I would personally feel pretty damn guilty if I accidentally killed a bunch of birds that I was just trying to feed. You want morbidity and tragedy, go somewhere else. This place is supposed to be EVERYDAY life stories. Chill.
HAHAHA, what the hell's FML quality? Since when did you decide what situations F people's lives? It's not like you're paying to read these damn things, so just enjoy the ones that are 'FML quality' and don't waste your time bitching about the ones that aren't.
But IMO, this is 'FML quality'. I don't know what kind of place you live, where trucks driving over flocks of pigeons happens to everyone on a daily basis.
lol PETA retards can't hit the "reply" button, it kills muskrats.
#121 - On 08/20/2009 at 12:01pm by LordOfTheHobos
That's probably because #30 is already a reply on top of a whole string of replies, if he had clicked the reply button it would have gone under the whole list and he's have to write 'to #30' anyways, smartass.
HAHAHHAHAA it is neither FYL nor YDI. it is fucking awesome.
#63 - On 08/20/2009 at 9:36am by panicpanic
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i wish there was a species even higher up the food chain than humans who threw quarters in the street and watch their vehicles plow into the crowd of unsuspecting humans chasing after some change...that would be SO goddam funny. no, wait, actually, that wouldn't be funny...and neither is this.
No one runs into oncoming traffic in the middle of a street for a quarter, except hobos and if they DO get hit they deserve it for being homeless.
:U
#76 - On 08/20/2009 at 10:09am by Lolbrittany
birds risk their lives by diving into streets to continue on living.
a large portion of humans risk their lives, and those around them, by smoking so they can feel cool/relaxed.
Who is the bigger idiot?
#198 - On 08/20/2009 at 5:45pm by wookiewookieMAn
Why does someone deserve to be homeless? Just because they're homeless doesn't mean they're a lazy asshole that won't work. Yes, that's the case sometimes, and they DO deserve it.
But sometimes elderly people, mentally ill people or veterans are put out of nursing homes/institutions due to them closing down or some other issue beyond their control. And they can't work to get a new home because they're too old, weak, or just unable. And nobody will help them because society is a bunch of assholes. As I have clearly seen on this post.
#225 - On 08/20/2009 at 9:20pm by Sprinter136
PETA would be all over your ass about this. wouldn't it be great if the leaders of PETA died the same way those birds did? asshole bunch of people
Im sure the truck driver would have to use this as a FML. It could go, "Today, someone threw a fry in the street and a bunch of birds chased after it. End result is that I now have to clean pigeon guts out of my grill. FML" lol XD
#72 - On 08/20/2009 at 9:58am by Waffles41687
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you are clearly a nigger cunt. Aja grossest thing in the universe
You are a credit to the team. Now if you could kill some more that would be great.
#75 - On 08/20/2009 at 10:08am by ObadiahtheSlim
doesn't make sense u said u threw it to a couple pigeons which is two an then u say four survived wth?!?!
He said that there was a flock of pigeons around the fry; when he threw the fry a flock came..
#83 - On 08/20/2009 at 10:24am by Juggababy33
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you're such a jerk! Yeah, thats smart, lets just kill the poor birds, you may not like them, but hell, I'll bet there's a lot of people that don't like you! Do they kill you just because you're annoying?? No. And how do you know that they all died at once? some could have just been severly injured and died painfully and slowly (and don't give me any of this crap about animals don't feel pain, they do.)
And point 2: you could have caused an accident! If someone had come along and swerved when they saw the flock of pidgeons in the road, there could have been a serious accident. Which means (for those of you that have no respect for an animals life) a persons life could have been destroyed because of the OP's idiocy.
Not eff your life OP, eff ours for having to share the world with bastards like you.
#78 - On 08/20/2009 at 10:19am by damnrosi
Note the wording-this was accidental, don't try to pretend you're a better person by throwing insults at every accident.
Note- it is not accidental when you throw something into a road (unless you are so incredibly stupid that you don't realize that vehicles drive there), crossing the road and accidently dropping one is one thing, purposely throwing one into the road is different.
#128 - On 08/20/2009 at 12:10pm by damnrosi
It was accidental. The OP threw a french fry away from himself, and it happened to land on the street. Natural selection did the rest, because the birds would have had plenty of time to get away from the truck, considering it wasn't on the highway. It is an FML, because the OP felt bad for the deaths of the pigeons, but also an F Our L for having to share the world with people like #78.
#142 - On 08/20/2009 at 12:37pm by Holybatman
Well, if you the pigeons were bothering you, congrats, you win!!!!
#80 - On 08/20/2009 at 10:22am by Rldiamond90
i don't think he meant to kill them on purpose, that's why it's an FML. He probably just threw it where ever & then he felt really bad about it.
#84 - On 08/20/2009 at 10:26am by Juggababy33
@ ayashe. First, learn to spell. How do you "through food into the streets"?
Second, you must be a wanna be PETA member, hmm? And I hate people who go and try to put the blame on us for the stupidest things, like making pigeons diseased? Get a life. Or at least a hobby if getting a life is too hard.
And finally, I would like to ask everyone to join the group PETA (People Eating Tasty Animals). Thank you.
#85 - On 08/20/2009 at 10:29am by epicwinmaster
Awwwwww!!! Sadness. :(
I hope you've learned your lesson about luring poor stupid birds into the street after food. Just throw it behind you on the sidewalk. They're so cute and fluffy, they don't deserve to die. :'(
#87 - On 08/20/2009 at 10:34am by medusachic666
That's AWESOME!!!! Could u try that with crows, please? I give u the flying rat killer award of the day :)!!!!!! Congrats!
#88 - On 08/20/2009 at 10:35am by van2010
Did a bird fly up and hit the drivers window blocking his view and causing a collision???
#89 - On 08/20/2009 at 10:36am by Egotistical
well you pretty much dropped the ball here, first of all you shouldent feed frys to pigoens, there bad enough for humans as it is and second, shouldent you at least have the sense not to throw it where cars go by? then again there just rats with wings but you still dirtyd the streets with bird guts, YDI
probably fake, no matter where theres food pigeons will often scatter even if they hear a small footstep.
#100 - On 08/20/2009 at 11:19am by rihannalover
Been to the city much?
I have actually got to try and get some pigeons run over one day. Man: 1 Nature: 0
That was just amazing! I tried to kick a pigeon once, but they're fast little suckers. Have you ever seen a fat girl run? They don't run too fast. So I'm sure I looked rediculous. Truth be told I would feel bad too.
#107 - On 08/20/2009 at 11:30am by flinkpamingo
hahahahahaha stupid pigeons deserved it. you helpped the gene pool today.
#109 - On 08/20/2009 at 11:32am by Subjectzero
And thus I bestow on you the name "Pigeon Slayer"
Wear the title well
#110 - On 08/20/2009 at 11:34am by Brooklynxman
Good job dude! Fucking birds deserve it. U should be sad that some of them survived.
#113 - On 08/20/2009 at 11:38am by alexzhou04
Actually, not all animals do understand. They are much like people in that matter and beliefs are based on experiences. Some things believe in an afterlife, like many animals that live in colonies. They believe that their actions may get them a better place. Some pigeons may not really think about death or the end of their lives until they see another pigeon they've knwon for a long time get horribly mangled by people-that may put it into shock for a while. It will then fly away and be a little jumpy for a week. And by the way, animals will spread the news of their experiences, and they believe each other more often when it involves humans because humans are everywhere and always in the way.
@#114 WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
"They believe that their actions may get them a better place. Some pigeons may not really think about death or the end of their lives until they see another pigeon they've knwon for a long time get horribly mangled by people-that may put it into shock for a while"
Yeah right!! Ooooh man! Your story is much better than the OP's.
You talk to birds, right? Just like people who like to talk to trees.
That's what those greedy, little, mooching pigeons deserve!
#117 - On 08/20/2009 at 11:50am by ibaneziceman
im glad you did that and infact i might try it myself.. i hate pegeons!!! they are gross rats with wings.. so GREAT JOB on that!!.. you should have done it again to the last 4..
Good Timing dude!
Don't border, they where only some stupid fucking pigeons.
*Damn, I hate pigeons!*
This is the most awesome FML ever. I would have laughed so hard if I saw that.
#131 - On 08/20/2009 at 12:14pm by paramite12
i hate it when people say that its not an FML! obviously the moderator thought it was so just SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!
Wow, that is AMAZING. OP if I were you, I would repeat the process to kill the remaining 4.
@ the wanna be PETA people: give it a rest, this is FMyLife.com NOT a PETA meeting for discussing the ways a fry kills pigeons, and how all pigeon murderers should die and go to hell. Next time, think about the people who don't really much care for PETA beliefs thank you.
#135 - On 08/20/2009 at 12:24pm by shadowsx1101
How is this a FML? It's more like fuck the pigeon's (short) lives. Lol thats so funny
#136 - On 08/20/2009 at 12:26pm by vanaathiel
I think you may be a servant sent down from Natural Selection. If that is the case, good job, you just helped out the pigeon species.
well at least huntin season is right around the corner a truck seems to be more efficient than a 12 gauge :)
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BiTCH shut the fuck up..
You probably work at some broke ass mcdonalds with some dirtyass people and even in charge of making the dustyass fries.
Your probably fat and obese.
BiTCH...
#212 - On 08/20/2009 at 8:22pm by amstillives
stop saying bitch every few words....it makes you look like a wannabe gangster halfwit....
#232 - On 08/20/2009 at 10:37pm by piles_of_fail
I don't have much against pigeons, but I kind of hope someone illustrates this one. :] Don't feel too bad, OP. At least you got them to leave you alone, right?
awwww one of those pigeons had a wife and kids DX Another was gonna get hitched DX and the rest were starving to death DX and the four that survided will never eat frenchfries AGAIN EVER cuz if you DX i hope you feel aweful XP nah its not your faul- well kind of it is but you might have not see- no you could have seen the truck. Poor truck driver now has pigeon guts and bones and blood all over the tires DX he/she must be sad or just pissed at birds
#155 - On 08/20/2009 at 1:48pm by girlwhoactshigh
Hahahahaha!!! That's awesome! I'm going to have to try that.
How's this an FML again? *scratching head*
NOT a FML!! It's a GREAT 'trick' to get rid of pigeons! THANKS for sharing it with us so we can all do our part to get rid of nasty p-rats! I can't wait to try it.
This is not an FML YAY 4 DEAD PIGEONS I H8 THE DARN THINGS, they are rats
#161 - On 08/20/2009 at 2:31pm by Raheemdplayer
Aw, that's totally sad. And I will say to those who are claiming that they are dirty pests, stupid, or "rats with wings," I've got a sweet pigeon that I raised that's more clever than many people I know :) Get to know a pigeon before you rag on them. Besides, they clean up the messes that filthy people leave behind.
I giggled like a fool. Nice one, OP.
Next time, try throwing behind you, or on someone else.
#164 - On 08/20/2009 at 2:45pm by DameGreyWulf
Honestly, you probably dodged a bullet there. Birds seem to remember people who feed them...and they get mean if you don't keep feeding them. The truck probably saved you from having your food stolen by an angry bird mob lol
#170 - On 08/20/2009 at 3:24pm by ihatestupidppl
There are too many feathered rats in the world anyways.
#183 - On 08/20/2009 at 4:14pm by MobMentality
I'm amazed that a couple of pigeons managed to reproduce so fast that even though some of them died, there were four left.
A couple = two
FYL because you can't write
#187 - On 08/20/2009 at 4:27pm by Charlesdenfreude
I'm amazed at how quickly people are to judge without reading the whole FML first.
A FLOCK of pigeons gathered around the fry.
A couple were bothering him.
Goodness
#191 - On 08/20/2009 at 4:53pm by PrincessZelda
hahahahahahahaha good job! pigeons are filthy animals
#188 - On 08/20/2009 at 4:34pm by RedNeckAndProud
@ 41, ever heard of lemmings? there's no way this is an fml, unless you work for PETA or something. but even then, you deserved it because you think animals are better than humans
Screw hitting two birds with one stone. You got a whole flock with just one fry. you win.
#201 - On 08/20/2009 at 6:17pm by Bo_day_shus
You guys are fuckin heartless. Once in hs during a trip I was walking by central park and saw this pigeon on the sidewalk with half a skull and was able to see his brain. What a sight, poor bird.
Who give a shit, pigeons are pests. Grow the fuck up and learn that live happens. Things die. Go hunting a time or two.
#205 - On 08/20/2009 at 6:55pm by sergeimosin
Sergiemosin, go fuck yourself. my dad is a "hunter" too, but everyone knows it's killing an animal for the fun of it. Murdering an innocent creature sport, to challenge yourself. My dad tries to say that 'without hunters, deer would become overpopulated" which is true, but there are plenty of people who hunt for food, and then there are others who KILL a helpless animal just to get the mount of a deer head on their wall. It's all about macho idiocy. So to all of you hunters just like that, fuck you.
Pigeons are winged rats. Without natural predators they would endlessly multiply, congrats on unwillingly participating in maintaining a healthy pigeon population level.
#206 - On 08/20/2009 at 6:56pm by Ciel_Phantomhive
I hate those flying rats. They are everywhere near my school. They poop on everything. The amount of bird crap makes me want to vomit. I say this was actually a good thing.
#207 - On 08/20/2009 at 7:28pm by Turpentina
Why the fuck would you throw it on the street.. wtf happened to the side walk? Dumb shit
#215 - On 08/20/2009 at 8:37pm by Starsmydog
i would like to shake the hand of the OP and the truck driver =D
#218 - On 08/20/2009 at 8:41pm by epicwinmaster
Sergeimosin i know a lot of ppl that go hunting but I'd never go. How fuckin lame. I understand if it's to get food on the table but as a sport... Lame shit. Let me shoot you in the torso for a change and see how you'd like it
YES I HATE FUCKING PIGEONS AND SEAGULLS! and honestly i don't give a shit what you people think that animals are superior and shit all i know is if im hungry im eating a burger.
good! pigeons and seagulls are just rats with wings.
#228 - On 08/20/2009 at 9:52pm by BalenciagaBetch9
LMFAO. Simply amazing. Not a FML but a funny life. I would have died laughing if I saw that !
#229 - On 08/20/2009 at 9:52pm by Julioyobaby
dont feed the rats with wings. unless youre trying to get them run over. then youre doing the world a service.
#231 - On 08/20/2009 at 10:31pm by satanstoystore
As much as I love animals I loled at this. TDI for not noticing the truck. Every bird (including pigeons) I've seen move away when a car is driving towards them. 'Sides, it was an accident.
#233 - On 08/20/2009 at 10:56pm by Deemon_Cat
That reminds me of my friend, sort of.
There were a bunch of birds in the road, so she decided to speed up, thinking they would move (she just wanted to see them all quickly scatter)... and they didn't scatter. Whoops.
I raise pigeons...they are more than just birds. they really care for their young and will protect and feed them at all costs
#243 - On 08/21/2009 at 12:56am by WhiteTiger91
whats one less flying rat? or in this case a few less ^^ The look on your face had to have been priceless.
#245 - On 08/21/2009 at 2:06am by NightVVulf
stupidpoorpe animals help society if it wasnt for sogs back in the stone age men would have not been able to hunt animals have been on this earth longer then we have so i believe they deserve way more respect
So what damn people make such big deals of animals dying. Shit happens people die too. And 165 animals kill each other for stupid reasons also but because we are more complex we find different ways to kill each other. 172 FTW!!
#252 - On 08/21/2009 at 10:16am by Peanutdude
You are a pro bird assassin. My philosophy is "Why take out 2 birds with one stone when you can take a whole flock out with a grenade" but damn you did it with a fry. I am changing my philosophy.
#255 - On 08/21/2009 at 10:57am by AtoZandBeyond
You wanted to get rid of the pigeons and you got rid of the pigeons...how is this an FML? This isn't even news...Has FML just turned into twitter?
#258 - On 08/21/2009 at 1:24pm by wretcheddawn
Pigeons are basically flying rats anyway. You did a good job.
#262 - On 08/21/2009 at 4:52pm by RespondomaticMan
GJ OP... I fucking hate pigeons. Too bad the other 4 survived though.
#263 - On 08/21/2009 at 6:21pm by star_ver
Dose anyone realise that in the FML the person says "A couple of pigeons" A couple means two, Then later on they say there is four left.
#264 - On 08/21/2009 at 6:36pm by FMyLifeAdmin
Did you notice that the OP said "a couple" were bothering them and that "a flock" gathered around the fry? Reading is fundamental, genius.
#266 - On 08/21/2009 at 6:47pm by star_ver
BADDDDASSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!! :D You get some major soul points there!
#268 - On 08/21/2009 at 11:57pm by F00l
She said a FLOCK of pigeons came when she threw the fry into the street. That would add more pigeons to the already existing two.
#273 - On 08/22/2009 at 4:32am by ChelseaTheKid
um. yeah she said a couple were bothering her. A couple, meaning two, probably were. But then when she threw the fry out, don't you think its possible that more pigeons in the area could have seen it and went to try and get it too? geez. cut people some slack.
we also carry diseases n so what if they don't understand the concept of life n death... doesn't make them stupid or worthless. actually it makes us stupid. "stupid birds... i'm gonna jump off this cliff now." f.a.h!
#277 - On 08/22/2009 at 7:22pm by elizanena9
You people who are saying that the birds deserved it are fucking assholes. Why the fuck should they need to die? It's the human's fault that they follow humans around.Humans fed them in the first place. So what's their reaction? TO FOLLOW HUMANS!!!
Pigeons and all other birds have done nothing wrong. So why the fuck should they die? All of you who insulted pigeons: I hope u get run over by a truck,then a flock of pigeons shit on u, then have vultures eat ur remains. That's what you deserve.
#288 - On 08/29/2009 at 6:04pm by birdsrawesome1
Birds deserved it for not seeing an effing 2ton truck coming straight for them. If you're not smart enough to dodge it, you shouldn't be alive.period.
LOL this must have been in San Francisco - there are SOOO many pigeons there.
#290 - On 08/31/2009 at 1:53am by underageminor
I say good job. No there are that many less rats with wings in the city.
#291 - On 08/31/2009 at 9:06am by TooMuchXbox
I hope anyone who's saying the pigeons deserved it gets hit by a truck. The irony would be hilarious, and chances are that no one would miss you since you're obviously cruel, unwanted, unintelligent psychotic assholes. I hope you all get what you deserve, fuckfaces. Go die.
And if that doesn't take care of you, please at least commit suicide the next time you feel you're about to say something so cruel.
It's in the pigeons' nature to gather around food. Humans feed them, so obviously they're going to gather.
I hope if you're ever gathered around a plate of free samples at the grocery store, the aisle falls on you.
#293 - On 09/07/2009 at 4:46pm by gummibehrs
wow #293 youre a complete fucking tard. cruel and unintelligent for not caring about some pidgeons? go suck a fat horse dick moron, theyre useless pigeons. your heart breaks for disease ridden annoying ass flying rats but you want people to die for not caring?
i hope you choke on your inbred fathers dick for being such a useless faggot.
Seriously, go kill yourself.
You contribute nothing to society and you think your immature and lame "insults" phase me. Tard? Inbred? What are you, 12 years old?
Grow up, and realise that (hopefully) you'll die a slow and painful death for not caring about other living things.
Fuck you, you sad, pathetic, probably fugly (who'd know, because you're too weak and scared to post your horrible picture online), little brat.
Go die.
#299 - On 10/11/2009 at 10:28pm by gummibehrs
@#30
Animals aren't useless. Most people eat animals, and if humans managed to kill every other living species (except plants) on Earth, we would die in a matter of weeks.
how does this really pertain to ur life?? does it matter if the freakin pigeons died or not!?
#305 - On 02/20/2010 at 4:17pm by Foxracingluver
