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Today, I was eating with a friend while walking on the sidewalk. A couple of pigeons were bothering us so I threw a fry onto the street. As a flock of pigeons were gathering around the fry, a truck drove by. Only four survived. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (13573) - you deserved it (32523)

On 08/20/2009 at 2:22am - misc - by anonymous (man) - United States (California)

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