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By iusedprotectionanyway - / Friday 21 March 2014 21:44 / New Zealand
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Even if the dad has a problem with their consensual sex, it is not within his rights to take it out on anyone either way. That's just projecting your anger over someone else's choices simply because you disagree with it. Not cool -_-

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They're saying the whole "unloaded into me from behind" thing is the joke. Well, that's what I'm pretty sure he was getting at.

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Remember that this is a world wide site and your colloquialisms may not be understood everywhere. #1 was insinuating that the dad ejaculated on OP. His back now. Being sore from rough anal sex. Yeah. It's not as funny when you have to say it.

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How is the context poor? OP's talking about paintball, not sodomy. Despite the word usage, the intended meaning is fairly obvious.

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Sure sounds like surprise buttseches to me. " snuck up and unloaded from behind me". Come on folks that's pretty easy pun there.

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I agree, paintball guns aren't something to mess with. If OP was shot within a close range, it could have potentially broken his spine or caused other serious damage:/

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Even if the dad has a problem with their consensual sex, it is not within his rights to take it out on anyone either way. That's just projecting your anger over someone else's choices simply because you disagree with it. Not cool -_-

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Getting your girlfriend pregnant before you're both ready and capable of raising a child is a stupid decision. And stupidity should be painful. Unfortunately op bore the results of his brothers stupidity.

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what does being or not being girlfriend have to do with being ready for a kid? One does not have to get married to be ready for a kid.

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Nah, I work at a paintball field. in my experience any paintball gun can hurt if you get close enough and get hit enough, even rental guns which are generally on the low side velocity wise.

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