FML : Today, after staying up all night at my friend's house, I woke up to something I couldn't identify on my cheek, so I slapped it away. When I heard crying,...

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Today, after staying up all night at my friend's house, I woke up to something I couldn't identify on my cheek, so I slapped it away. When I heard crying, I opened my eyes and realized it was my friend's three year old sister who was trying to be sweet by kissing me on the cheek. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By ash - / Friday 14 January 2011 18:22 / United States

Kids

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By aback | 4

#1967616 - Friday 14 January 2011 23:24

Kid's lucky you're not one of those who wake up swinging. Buy her something nice and give her a big hug as an apology.

By Stupidpeopleanno | 5

#1967658 - Friday 14 January 2011 23:31

You never know if she was trying to sneak attack you. I salute you for being on your guard even in the midst of sleep!

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By Gummybears4life | 0

#1967599 - Friday 14 January 2011 23:22

That's terrible! Poor baby! :( you suck OP

rallets | 22

#1967784 - Saturday 15 January 2011 0:19

POW, RIGHT IN THE KISSER!!

aardvarkish | 15

#1967816 - Saturday 15 January 2011 0:34

19 does have a point...

rallets | 22

#1967837 - Saturday 15 January 2011 0:39

see, you got me

I_iz_B_a_troll | 23

#1968447 - Saturday 15 January 2011 4:24

Awe that little kid sounds so cuteee(: fuck you op(:

Buchitoo | 4

#1969229 - Saturday 15 January 2011 10:22

Lmao 19 awesome reference!!!!

pvthill | 0

#1969250 - Saturday 15 January 2011 10:32

19 epic win

UrCommentsSuck | 0

#1969655 - Saturday 15 January 2011 12:58

Completely justifiable, op. That stupid baby should just be glad that you didn't report her for sexual molestation. Let's see her try and get into a good kindergarten with THAT on her record!

ImRickJamesBish | 0

#1972345 - Sunday 16 January 2011 6:35

Lmao! Best comment so far!!!

phatskaterduder | 0

#1973417 - Sunday 16 January 2011 14:20

WIN!!!!

FMLchill | 0

#1975686 - Monday 17 January 2011 8:47

77 nice tits, I would like to suck on those

viper2426 | 0

#1980124 - Tuesday 18 January 2011 3:10

id like to lick your tits girl

ChaCerCam | 14

#6033549 - Sunday 10 August 2014 23:33

she's not terrible unless she didn't comfort her afterward, I've made really sad three year olds into happy ones by giving them high-fives.It usually shouldn't take to much effort.

By Chris5146 | 3

#1967603 - Friday 14 January 2011 23:22

I'm a douchebag.

justnbieber | 0

#1967924 - Saturday 15 January 2011 1:12

win

cusof | 0

#1967943 - Saturday 15 January 2011 1:20

fail

CaptainJ1000 | 1

#1967970 - Saturday 15 January 2011 1:37

Agreed

IgnorantAmerican | 0

#1969171 - Saturday 15 January 2011 9:49

Indeed

Nutz321 | 0

#1971866 - Sunday 16 January 2011 2:11

what

gatorclay97 | 28

#6148490 - Friday 19 December 2014 14:29

Penis

By lyncecelia | 13

#1967605 - Friday 14 January 2011 23:22

wow. poor kid! how could you not tell the difference between a fly and a kiss?

dannyboy66 | 7

#1967708 - Friday 14 January 2011 23:51

hes never been kissed before lol

shibbywan | 0

#1968055 - Saturday 15 January 2011 1:54

OP is female

savy7093 | 9

#1968170 - Saturday 15 January 2011 2:25

your cat looks exactly like mine! and she loves being on my laptop!

gkings18 | 1

#1969135 - Saturday 15 January 2011 9:30

haha so weird my cats looks and does the same too!

haileyluvsyou001 | 0

#4261482 - Thursday 5 April 2012 5:42

Ikr that's terrible

By iCreate | 9

#1967607 - Friday 14 January 2011 23:22

Ouuuuch, the poor thing:

By aback | 4

#1967616 - Friday 14 January 2011 23:24

Kid's lucky you're not one of those who wake up swinging. Buy her something nice and give her a big hug as an apology.

Hockeyboy4280 | 18

#1968059 - Saturday 15 January 2011 1:55

I Lol'd at this

By txgirl2013 | 14

#1967648 - Friday 14 January 2011 23:29

that kid should have bitchslapped you

By Stupidpeopleanno | 5

#1967658 - Friday 14 January 2011 23:31

You never know if she was trying to sneak attack you. I salute you for being on your guard even in the midst of sleep!

Jonkbaby | 16

#1967688 - Friday 14 January 2011 23:40

lol

FallonFerSure | 6

#1967966 - Saturday 15 January 2011 1:35

lmfao

By strawberrydreams | 18

#1967660 - Friday 14 January 2011 23:31

I can relate to the OP but damn... at least that's better than the FML about the woman who kicked her daughter off because she thought she was a cat. Poor baby though :(