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aback
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Kid's lucky you're not one of those who wake up swinging. Buy her something nice and give her a big hug as an apology.
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Stupidpeopleanno
| 5
You never know if she was trying to sneak attack you. I salute you for being on your guard even in the midst of sleep!
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Gummybears4life
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That's terrible! Poor baby! :( you suck OP
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rallets
| 22
POW, RIGHT IN THE KISSER!!
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aardvarkish
| 15
19 does have a point...
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rallets
| 22
see, you got me
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I_iz_B_a_troll
| 23
Awe that little kid sounds so cuteee(: fuck you op(:
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Buchitoo
| 4
Lmao 19 awesome reference!!!!
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pvthill
| 0
19 epic win
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UrCommentsSuck
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Completely justifiable, op. That stupid baby should just be glad that you didn't report her for sexual molestation. Let's see her try and get into a good kindergarten with THAT on her record!
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ImRickJamesBish
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Lmao! Best comment so far!!!
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phatskaterduder
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WIN!!!!
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FMLchill
| 0
77 nice tits, I would like to suck on those
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viper2426
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id like to lick your tits girl
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ChaCerCam
| 14
she's not terrible unless she didn't comfort her afterward, I've made really sad three year olds into happy ones by giving them high-fives.It usually shouldn't take to much effort.
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Chris5146
| 3
I'm a douchebag.
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justnbieber
| 0
win
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cusof
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fail
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CaptainJ1000
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Agreed
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IgnorantAmerican
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Indeed
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Nutz321
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what
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gatorclay97
| 28
Penis
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lyncecelia
| 13
wow. poor kid! how could you not tell the difference between a fly and a kiss?
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dannyboy66
| 7
hes never been kissed before lol
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shibbywan
| 0
OP is female
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savy7093
| 9
your cat looks exactly like mine! and she loves being on my laptop!
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gkings18
| 1
haha so weird my cats looks and does the same too!
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haileyluvsyou001
| 0
Ikr that's terrible
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iCreate
| 9
Ouuuuch, the poor thing:
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aback
| 4
Kid's lucky you're not one of those who wake up swinging. Buy her something nice and give her a big hug as an apology.
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Hockeyboy4280
| 18
I Lol'd at this
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txgirl2013
| 14
that kid should have bitchslapped you
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Stupidpeopleanno
| 5
You never know if she was trying to sneak attack you. I salute you for being on your guard even in the midst of sleep!
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Jonkbaby
| 16
lol
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FallonFerSure
| 6
lmfao
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strawberrydreams
| 18
I can relate to the OP but damn... at least that's better than the FML about the woman who kicked her daughter off because she thought she was a cat. Poor baby though :(
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christrex99
| 0
that ariel picture made me cum
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strawberrydreams
| 18
What the fuck? Ew!
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adhchopper
| 0
You changed it? Damnit! I never got to see it
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ghbetuehe
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It should have ended with "She then threw up on my face. FML"
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LightningLadyy
| 0
Being sweet? Sounds like she was creepin'.
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TheVengefulGeek
| 28
She's three in this FML. D: Cut her some slack
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