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Today, I got a call from my parents' divorce lawyer. When I answered the phone, she thought I was my mother and told me the details about my parent's divorce. I'm a 13-year-old boy who sounds like a woman and just learned that my parents are separating. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (61451) - you deserved it (3327)

On 08/07/2009 at 11:57pm - misc - by madaskueuchiha (man) - United States (Florida)

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Congratulations, you're a thirteen year old boy on the internet and you're using correct grammar.
Your life isn't fucked; you still have a future.

#3 - On 08/08/2009 at 6:08am by HumansSuck

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That sucks, but your voice ought to deepen eventually.

#1 - On 08/08/2009 at 6:04am by junjouromantica

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