Divorce, Relatable and Parents: News to me

News to me

By madaskueuchiha - 08/08/2009 03:57 - United States

Today, I got a call from my parents' divorce lawyer. When I answered the phone, she thought I was my mother and told me the details about my parent's divorce. I'm a 13-year-old boy who sounds like a woman and just learned that my parents are separating. FML

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By Toloveornottolove - 12/06/2016 16:08 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend proposed. I was about to call my parents and tell them we're getting married, but they called me first to announce they're getting a divorce. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/03/2009 20:02 - United States

Today, I got a phone call from my mother asking me if I was okay. Confused, I asked her what she meant. She then told me that my boyfriend had broken up with me, and she just wanted to make sure I was handling it alright. I had to find out my relationship was over from my mom. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/04/2017 08:00 - United States - Philadelphia

Today, I overheard my parents arguing over who had to tell me that I'm adopted. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/03/2012 20:08 - Canada

Today, a telemarketer called me and asked if they could speak to my "mommy or daddy". I am 25 years old. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/03/2013 04:14 - United States

Today, I learned that my parents are planning to divorce. My dad said, "I'll take Rachel." Rachel isn't even his daughter; I am. Rachel is my mom's daughter with her first husband. FML

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By carolinagirl - 04/04/2011 16:23 - United States

Today, I found out that my mom and dad got a divorce. They didn't tell me, they just changed their relationship status on Facebook. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/03/2022 22:00

Today, I overheard my parents discussing their divorce. Apparently, what they mostly disagree over is that neither of them want custody of me and are considering delaying their divorce until I’m 18, because at least then legally I’m not either of their problem to deal with. FML

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By RootyTootToot - 31/08/2018 22:00

Today, I got a call from "No Caller ID", which usually only shows up when someone calls from my house phone. Thinking it was my kids, I answered imitating a cartoon voice. It wasn't my kids. It was the district attorney's office calling about the job I applied for. FML

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By Kellye - 16/09/2009 00:24 - United States

Today, my father called me for the first time in two weeks since I moved away. Excited, I answered the phone. It was a mistake. He thought he'd called my sister. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/01/2012 17:43 - India

Today, I received a letter from the state saying my 14-year-old daughter is now legally recognized as a male. I have no idea what happened. FML

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HumansSuck 0

Saturday 8 August 2009 12:08

Congratulations, you're a thirteen year old boy on the internet and you're using correct grammar. Your life isn't ******; you still have a future.

junjouromantica 0

Saturday 8 August 2009 12:04

That sucks, but your voice ought to deepen eventually.

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chynesko67 0

Sunday 9 August 2009 22:30

My parents are getting divorced and im 13. I have sympathy for you my friend, i supposedly sound like each one of my sisters. and when one of their boyfriends call i have to hear some dirty things:|

xXlolololXx 0

Monday 10 August 2009 6:51

My parents got divorced when I was about 5. I'm 15 now, and everything has always worked out well. Depending on how bad the divorce goes, your parents may still be able to talk to eachother, and will actually be able to stand being in the same room as eachother, unlike some divorces go. As for your voice, I'm going into grade 10 and know kids in my grade, who, over the phone could be mistaken for a 7-8 year old. I don't know about sounding like a women though.

xmagicgirlxx 0

Monday 10 August 2009 15:31

fake. no 13 year old has spelling grammar or a vocabulary like that.

xNephilim 18

Friday 26 November 2010 1:29

Which 13 year old doesn't know all of these words? Honestly, they're easy. Just because you weren't quite as educated at that age doesn't mean everyone else isn't, either.

Anarchy_fml 0

Monday 10 August 2009 16:06

Id feel sorry for you if this 1) wasnt fake, 2) wasnt posted by someone who has a naruto username...

BellaBabexX 0

Monday 10 August 2009 21:36

its called puberty hun get use to it

izziegoesmeowxP 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 15:53

im 13 my parents have been divorced for 10 years so trust me its going to be fine also dont feel bad bout the voice thing once i was singing and my voice cracked and went higher x] and a choir of 60 girls stared at me and they call me a boy trust me its not so bad.

Ashayu 0

Wednesday 12 August 2009 10:23

"a 13-year-old boy who sounds like a woman " That's redundant. Otherwise yeah, it must suck. My parents divorced when I was ten. Wasn't nice.

oX_infamy_Xo 0

Wednesday 12 August 2009 20:31

i know how it feels. i sounded like a girl a couple yrs ago. and my parents divorced. now its on to helping my mom with her drug adiction and figuring out who i can live with besides my own parents.