News to me

By madaskueuchiha - 08/08/2009 03:57 - United States

Today, I got a call from my parents' divorce lawyer. When I answered the phone, she thought I was my mother and told me the details about my parent's divorce. I'm a 13-year-old boy who sounds like a woman and just learned that my parents are separating. FML
I agree, your life sucks 69 490
You deserved it 3 914

Same thing different taste

Top comments

HumansSuck 0

Congratulations, you're a thirteen year old boy on the internet and you're using correct grammar. Your life isn't ******; you still have a future.

junjouromantica 0

That sucks, but your voice ought to deepen eventually.

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I sound a lot younger when I am on the phone my father's stupid financial advisor would always say "Hi sweetie is daddy there can you get him for me, go get daddy" in a really sooky and whiny voice. I am sorry about your parents, it must have been really awful finding out like that, maybe you could anwer the phone by saying "Hello this is (your name) speaking who do you wish to speak to ?" I know it is very formal but it will help you by not being mistaken for your Mother.

Supposedly I sound like Michael Jackson on the phone :S but my voice is low in person, Lol this guy sounds like my m8 whos 15 and his voice has not broken yet. But poor him FYL

FYL indeed. Sorry about the divorce, as long as your parents are reasonable it should be tolerable. Confusing your voice isn't so bad though, voices get changed over the phone and a lot of people think I'm my dad.

lol FYL Sorry about your parents my parents divorced last year too but mine ended up getting back together so maybe that will happen for you too by the way im also 13 but my voice is rather deep after puberty slaugthered it :P

Lol within a year I went from being mistaken for my mom to being mistaken for my dad. I was 12 then though. To all the people saying teens can't spell or use grammar, stfu, not all teens are idiots, just a small few that give others a bad reputation. OP, that sucks, but the majority of my friends have divorced parents, and they've seemed to handle it pretty well, so good luck to you.

Sorry, Darling :(. That breaks my heart.

junjouromantica 0

Oh yes, we're so innocent. I already lost hope for society about a year or two ago; just because we're young doesn't mean we're not aware of the world.