Today, it was my mom's birthday, I planned to wish her a happy birthday as she woke up. I opened the door to her room only to see my dad dancing around in an American flag thong. Grimacing in pain I closed the door right away. Not only am I forever disturbed, but now my dad is asking me how he looks naked. FML

by scarredforlife / 08/07/2009 at 9:34pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Miscellaneous

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  • What has been seen cannot be unseen, sadly. *shutters at the mere thought*

    #2 - On 08/08/2009 at 3:23am by Luckster

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  • Well at least he's patriotic...

    #4 - On 08/08/2009 at 3:28am by taz1

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