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Today, it was my mom's birthday, I planned to wish her a happy birthday as she woke up. I opened the door to her room only to see my dad dancing around in an American flag thong. Grimacing in pain I closed the door right away. Not only am I forever disturbed, but now my dad is asking me how he looks naked. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34931) - you deserved it (4911)

On 08/07/2009 at 9:34pm - misc - by scarredforlife (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

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Well at least he's patriotic...

#4 - On 08/08/2009 at 3:28am by taz1

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Well... it could be worse... it could have been your mom, or you could have been a girl.

#3 - On 08/08/2009 at 3:26am by DameGreyWulf

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