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Today, it was my mom's birthday, I planned to wish her a happy birthday as she woke up. I opened the door to her room only to see my dad dancing around in an American flag thong. Grimacing in pain I closed the door right away. Not only am I forever disturbed, but now my dad is asking me how he looks naked. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32850) - you deserved it (4547)

On 08/07/2009 at 9:34pm - misc - by scarredforlife (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

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