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Today, I was proudly telling my husband that I only gained 8lbs through the pregnancy thus far. I usually obsess over my weight so it was a great accomplishment for me. He then turned and pinched my arms. "well it looks like all the fat migrated to your arms." FML


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On 08/07/2009 at 4:14pm - misc - by fatpreggo - United States (Missouri)

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Well, you should have thought of that before getting pregnant. Honestly, you need to get over it. You're going to gain weight if you're carrying.

#3 - On 08/07/2009 at 7:26pm by bexox

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It's healthy to put on weight during pregnancy. YDI for caring more about your weight than your baby.

#6 - On 08/07/2009 at 7:31pm by fwongraven

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