Health, Pregnancy and Dad jokes: Bingo wings

Bingo wings

By fatpreggo - 07/08/2009 20:14 - United States

Today, I was proudly telling my husband that I only gained 8 lbs throughout the pregnancy thus far. I usually obsess over my weight, so it was a great accomplishment for me. He then turned and pinched my arms, saying, "Well, looks like all the fat migrated to your arms." FML

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By June - 05/10/2010 04:47 - United States

Today, my boyfriend grabbed my love handles. It tickled, so I giggled and squirmed out of his grip. He looked at me quizzically and said, "I'm surprised you still have feeling there with all that fat." FML

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By wtf - 01/05/2015 22:57 - United States - Elkhart

Today, my husband wants me to apologize for getting angry when his father told me I'm getting so fat that I look like a whale. I'm not fat, I'm just 8 months pregnant. FML

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By brittrod - 05/12/2011 01:13 - United States

Today, when my mother-in-law told me I was losing weight, my husband started laughing. FML

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Roll with it

By anon - 17/09/2019 22:00

Today, my boyfriend encouragingly told me that he could tell I was losing weight, all because I had one roll fewer than usual on my stomach. FML

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By pencilskirt - 22/03/2019 00:00

Today, at school, one of my students confidently told me that I "wasn't hiding my baby bump very well anymore." I'm not pregnant. Just fat, apparently. FML

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By Cheer4Life - 11/11/2013 21:41 - United States - Bloomington

Today, after making several comments about how I didn't exactly look thin, my boyfriend said, "Well, at least we know you'll look good pregnant." FML

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By tiffany - 18/09/2012 18:24 - Canada

Today, after having lost 11 pounds following my pregnancy, I felt sexy and put on a cute outfit for my husband. When he walked into the bedroom, he ended up passing me three times, and then went to bed without a word. FML

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By 123alleyesonme - 02/11/2012 04:17 - United States - Austin

Today, after losing twenty pounds to please my husband, the only comment I received was, "At least now only your personality sucks." FML

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By notsoskinny - 18/04/2009 16:13 - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend that I gained a few pounds and thought I looked fat. He replied that I looked the same and that I shouldn't worry because he likes fat girls. I never thought I was fat before this. FML

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Encouragement

By gretel - 16/09/2010 13:17 - Australia

Today, I'd finally reached my goal weight. I went into the office where my husband was, to show him the new size 8 jeans I'd bought. He responded with "I wouldn't buy any more clothes, you'll be putting the weight back on again soon." FML

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bexox 0

Saturday 8 August 2009 1:26

Well, you should have thought of that before getting pregnant. Honestly, you need to get over it. You're going to gain weight if you're carrying.

fwongraven 10

Saturday 8 August 2009 1:31

It's healthy to put on weight during pregnancy. YDI for caring more about your weight than your baby.

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kitkatkelly 0

Saturday 8 August 2009 1:38

Sounds to me like you're still obsessing.

kingofstuff 0

Saturday 8 August 2009 1:38

YDI for having picnics in your living room.

IHaveVertigo 0

Saturday 8 August 2009 1:40

Great accomplishment?? You are supposed to gain weight, that way you will have a healthy baby. Pregnancy is not the time to obsess about your weight.

foolsangel 4

Saturday 8 August 2009 1:42

I hope you're taking care of yourself, not starving yourself. Your baby needs it.

brrrx 0

Saturday 8 August 2009 1:43

Wow, you're a terrible person. Way to put your own vanity ahead of the health of your baby, and then brag about it to your husband. YDI completely.

cocainewhore 30

Monday 18 August 2014 14:28

I don't think that OP was being vain, I thought she meant obsessing as in having had eating disorders/problems in the past and still recovering. Her husband was an ass for saying that to her. Having problems doesn't make her a terrible person, and you should stop being so judgemental. Sorry if my English isn't good, it isn't my first language.

BLNovelist 0

Saturday 8 August 2009 1:54

Wow, nice. You take care of yourself and not gourge yourself on food, you are a terrible mother and person. Shame on you OP! Seriously though, fyl. Your husband was hopefully only having an assholish moment - because if that is how he is all the time, I feel bad for you and the child.

Nightfallz 0

Saturday 8 August 2009 1:55

stop obsessing over your weight. unless you want your baby to come out 8 weeks early, malnourished, and anorexic like you

TheCashMan88 0

Saturday 8 August 2009 1:58

You are going to gain weight during pregnancy, dumbass.

kaelendra 0

Saturday 8 August 2009 1:58

if you don't gain the right amount it's not good for the baby so don't obsess. heck obsessing normally leads to either too much loss (anorexia at times) or extra gain. trying just to be healthy is smarter.