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Today, I was with my grandma waiting in a line. She only speaks Chinese and there was a black man in front of us talking his phone. My grandma tells me that the black man's really loud and annoying. The man finishes and turns and said fluently in Chinese, "What's wrong with loud black men?" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (53784) - you deserved it (29604)

On 03/16/2009 at 10:09pm - misc - by kaichennnxx (man) - United States (California)

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wow hardly anyone can speak chinese fluently nowadays.

#4 - On 03/17/2009 at 4:25am by kotton720

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You know it sounds like Mr. Black man was more annoyed by the fact that granma specifically mentioned that he was black.
My grandma doesnt speak English either and she would have said the exact same thing.
Has anyone seen that "Professor Badass" picture that floats around the net? Thats the picture I have in my mind for this guy.

#6 - On 03/17/2009 at 4:50am by amelinat

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