Miscellaneous: Today, I went to bring my 92-year-old neighbor some cake we had...

By Nikki - 13/05/2015 00:33 - United States - Satellite Beach

Today, I went to bring my 92-year-old neighbor some cake we had just made. When I walked in, she was wearing pants. That's it. I stared blinking in shock for a few seconds before running away, yelling, "So sorry. I brought you cake. Real tired. Gonna sleep now. Bye." FML

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By Anonymous - 27/08/2009 19:28 - United States

Today, I lazily answered the door in my pajamas. It was my elderly neighbor asking to borrow a can opener. Despite the strange and unwarranted scowl she was giving me I obliged. It wasn't until after she had left that I notice my penis was completely sticking out through the flap in my pants. FML

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By nerdygirl101 - 13/03/2010 05:27 - United States

Today, I woke up in pajamas I have never seen before. Usually, I sleep naked, and I live alone in a locked apartment. Then, the elderly woman next door asked for her nightgown back. Apparently, I sleep-walked and knocked on all the doors in my hallway repeatedly. I'm moving. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/11/2010 23:28 - United Kingdom

Today, I spent two hours making a cake that I'd promised my class for weeks. I boarded the train to school, but soon dozed off. A few minutes later, I awoke with a start and noticed a chunk of the cake missing and a homeless man next to me with frosting around his mouth. FML

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By Ihatemyjob - 18/03/2013 03:14 - United States - Vermilion

Today, at work, I walked in on a disoriented elderly woman eating nachos and cheese off the bathroom floor. She wasn't wearing any pants. FML

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By SURPRISE - 10/06/2009 00:13 - Canada

Today, it was my girlfriend's birthday. To surprise her, I told her that I was going away on business, and could not be there on her birthday. When I show up at her house to surprise her with a present and cake, she opens the door in her underwear, beside a man in his boxers. She was surprised. FML

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By Rachael - 30/11/2012 07:29 - Australia

Today, I was woken up by my elderly neighbor banging on my door at 2am. She needed "urgent" assistance as she had forgotten how to turn her TV off. I'd just fallen asleep. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/10/2009 04:24 - Canada

Today, I was helping my elderly landlady (75 years old) carry in her groceries. She said "Thanks" and then handed me a notice of eviction. FML

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By Ashley J. - 01/03/2009 22:04 - United States

Today, my family gathered at my 96 year old great-grandmother's surprise birthday party that was my idea. When she walked in, we surprised her so much that she literally had a heart attack. She is now in the hospital. FML

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By unwanted - 26/11/2014 18:13 - Canada - Dollard-des-ormeaux

Today, I drove over an hour to my grandma's house for her birthday party. When she answered the door, her eyes went wide and she said angrily "No, not you!" and slammed the door shut in my face. FML

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By nicholascageonyourface - 09/06/2013 05:13 - United States - Papillion

Today, I was delivering pizza. When I went up to the front door, an elderly lady answered. She was wearing a floral dress that went down to her shins and had a Nicolas Cage mask on with eye holes cut out. When I glanced behind her, I saw her cats had them too. FML

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majesticous 29

Wednesday 13 May 2015 8:41

You didn't knock?

legendairy3000 16

Wednesday 13 May 2015 8:43

I see therapy in your future OP.

Comments

Silk_Routes 14

Wednesday 13 May 2015 8:41

Granny got many of it!

sonasonic 34

Wednesday 13 May 2015 9:30

So did OP.... Brain bleach anyone?

katydid91 31

Wednesday 13 May 2015 8:41

At least she was kind enough to bring cake!

katydid91 31

Wednesday 13 May 2015 8:45

Whoops, meant to say: At least your kind enough to bring her cake.

MrDonSalvetti 27

Wednesday 13 May 2015 9:08

Still not right, try again.

Soviet_American 29

Wednesday 13 May 2015 23:11

You were*

ArbiterOfFML 24

Friday 9 June 2017 18:33

*you are. Terrible Grammar Nazi

majesticous 29

Wednesday 13 May 2015 8:41

You didn't knock?

JuliaaNoelle 26

Wednesday 13 May 2015 8:45

Maybe OP is close with her neighbor and she's told her that she can just walk right in without knocking

wratty11 17

Wednesday 13 May 2015 9:39

Didn't knock, saw knockers.

pyrexicpoet 18

Wednesday 13 May 2015 11:40

Heisenberg told him that he is the one who knocks so it made him cower in fear

Ang3lofd3ath167 18

Wednesday 13 May 2015 14:15

The OP is Female

DarkVulpes 9

Wednesday 13 May 2015 14:17

Yeah, my neighbor is hard of hearing and can't hear the knocking so she told me just walk in. The tv was going pretty loud, too.

Attacksloth 33

Wednesday 13 May 2015 20:41

Knocking isn't something that is standard with everyone. I like to knock and ring doorbells, but my wife's aunt and uncle keep their doors unlocked and let people come and go as they please. Really depends on what kind of community you live in, and how trusting or cynical you are of humanity.