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Today, I noticed that my very expensive facial cleanser was almost out. I had moved in with my boyfriend recently, and questioned him, telling him "You don't have to use so much to wash your face. That's a $70 bottle." To which he responded, "Oh, that nice-smelling stuff? Yeah, I use that on my junk." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32057) - you deserved it (5880)

On 07/21/2009 at 2:53pm - misc - by NotSoClean (woman) - United States (Washington)

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