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Today, I found out I'm balding faster than my dad. I'm 19. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (45524) - you deserved it (1972)

On 07/15/2009 at 4:09am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Washington)

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BOSLEY CHANGED MY LIFE AND IT CAN CHANGE YOURS! my billy mays impression

#10 - On 07/15/2009 at 10:20am by shewasalmost18

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lol its genetic so theres nothing you can do about it but embrace it. besides some gilrs like the bald look!

#3 - On 07/15/2009 at 10:10am by whateverbro

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