Assigned bald at birth

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I found out I'm balding faster than my dad. I'm 19. FML
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shewasalmost18 0

BOSLEY CHANGED MY LIFE AND IT CAN CHANGE YOURS! my billy mays impression

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boredboisereside_fml 0

Time to bust out the razor. I've been bald for 13 years. I'm 31

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PimpDaddyT 0

that sucks ask your doctor for finasteride / propecia. it's about the only drug out there approved by the FDA for slowing down and even reversing (sometimes) hair loss. even better it's available in generic so it's very cheap if you have insurance

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doloreshaze_fml 0

I think the hair gene comes from the mother's side. So blame her.

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blondielove 0

my dad was bald once he turned 24. the same as his moms dad. genetics.

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nibas 0

same thing here man. i know how it feels

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cb73_fml 0

male pattern baldness skips a generation....

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m1h1m 0

I BET CASH YOU USE HAIR GEL AMLOST/ EVERY DAY!!!!!!! I BET CASH! my cousins used hair gel and now they are bald and thier fathers have hair...DUDE..LAY OFF THE HAIR GEL!!!!

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WolfgangDS 0

Dude, Chernobyl is a bad place to live, even if it is quiet.

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holytamole 0

The balding look can be really cute-think Jude Law or Chris Martin-but I don't think it looks good when people do combovers or shave their head. Just stay with what's natural! But, when it comes down to it, if you've got a great personality nobody will care about what you look like.

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