Health and Hair: Assigned bald at birth

I feel your pain! My hereditary receding hairline kicked in years ago. Shave your hair short. Or go bald. Whatever works for you. Short works for me quite well. ;)

msattitude 0

Wednesday 15 July 2009 17:20

it does sucks :(

Schumy0724 4

Wednesday 15 July 2009 17:21

snoopy24_fml 0

Wednesday 15 July 2009 17:23

shave your head like Michael Rosenbaum did for Smallville -- bald is in!!! =)

atrialfib29 0

Wednesday 15 July 2009 17:23

that sucks... you going to need rogaine sooner haha

special_k10 0

Wednesday 15 July 2009 17:24

rogain?!

iambatman123 0

Wednesday 15 July 2009 17:35

I love guys who shave their head :) I thought this guy was so hott (shaved his head). Then he decided to let it grow out....ewww.

RunZoneFive 0

Wednesday 15 July 2009 17:40

Make sure theres not Nair in your shampoo

crazyasianlady 0

Wednesday 15 July 2009 17:48

Whatever you do skip the toupee!

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