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Today, I wrote a long wall post on my teachers wall on facebook including how much of a douche I thought she was, I wasn't planning on posting it but did on accident, so I quickly deleted it. I felt pretty clever. Did you know facebook sends you emails including what was written on the post? FML

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On 07/01/2009 at 6:43am - misc - by Sallyfromtheseashore (woman) - United States (California)

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That's why we don't do stupid things like that. People taking silly risks on the internet like that do not get my pity. Sorry YDI

#3 - On 07/01/2009 at 1:40pm by mischief8

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Ya, you're a douche.
Also, fb doesn't always send e-mails, you have to be signed up for them. Not that it matters - you're still a douche for doing this.

#9 - On 07/01/2009 at 1:42pm by iceis

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