Miscellaneous: Today, I logged on to MSN for the first time in a month. In under...

By Jake - 01/07/2009 12:28 - Australia

Today, I logged on to MSN for the first time in a month. In under 10 minutes, I found out that my little sister had changed my screen name to Jake the Weiner, told my friend that he should "suck my d***" and sent an email to all my contacts declaring my love for my best friend. FML

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You deserved it 6 502

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By everyonehatesme - 02/05/2010 08:37 - Malaysia

Today, I signed in my msn messenger. Everyone in my friends list apparently changed their status to 'busy' or 'away' when they saw me online, including my crush. FML

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By Falouila - 17/12/2008 07:15 - France

Today, I picked up my computer which had been at the repair shop for two weeks. I quickly logged on to MSN to talk to the girl who I'd been hitting on for weeks. Her profile picture was a photo of herself with her new boyfriend. FML

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You deserved it 5 038

By KaityK - 19/04/2016 19:15 - United States

Today, I let my little sister play a game using my Facebook account. She then accepted all of the people that had sent me a friend request. Among them included my boyfriend's crazy ex, and 3 people I've never met. Now I'm getting strange messages from all of them. FML

I agree, your life sucks 18 265

You deserved it 5 036

By ilovemybrother - 28/10/2009 00:29 - United States

Today, I got on my computer and saw my little brother had left his myspace page up with a message between him and his friend. They were talking about a plan to basically humiliate me in any way possible. It was called "Operation: Fat Cow." FML

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You deserved it 4 746

By syle - 13/11/2008 06:51 - France

Today, my son forgot to log out of MSN. He had written, "When am I getting out of this place?" and his username was "mother fucker". FML

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You deserved it 7 636

By Gen - 16/12/2008 07:05 - France

Today, I found the password to my boyfriend's MSN account. I was listed in the "booty call" category. FML

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You deserved it 7 520

Remember MSN? Wizz!

By WeezysBaby - 28/03/2009 22:13 - Canada

Today, I was going through my old MSN conversations. I then realized that when I first got MSN, I didn't know that messages you sent after people went offline would be delivered to them when they signed in. I used to type 'I love you' to my crush after every time he went offline. FML

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You deserved it 91 677

By wtfrelationship - 21/10/2009 04:07 - Singapore

Today, I told my girlfriend over MSN that we had to talk. I log on to facebook and the first thing I see is that she changed our relationship from "In a Relationship" to "It's Complicated." FML

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You deserved it 11 469

Log out

By Anonymous - 29/11/2009 06:31 - United States

Today, my friend accidentally left her Facebook logged onto my computer after she left my house. I looked on her Facebook and found a very long message between her and my other friends talking about how much they hate me. FML

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Ban appeals time

By Anonymous - 06/01/2023 00:00 - United States - Federal Way

Today, I was playing my favorite online game when I had to use the bathroom. While I was away for five minutes, my little sister went on my laptop, typed the “N-word” in chat, and got me banned. FML

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You deserved it 453

xFenix81x 0

Wednesday 1 July 2009 19:40

That is when you embarass the hell out of her. I am sure she has something juicy that she doesnt want people to know about. Do some digging! Get her back tenfold, bro.

unholyfury 0

Wednesday 1 July 2009 19:39

soo.. are you two together now? lol

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thrawg 0

Wednesday 1 July 2009 19:38

lol

Xero3g 5

Wednesday 1 July 2009 20:16

Did your friend agree to the offer?

TheLetterZero 7

Wednesday 1 July 2009 23:43

Moron, use the reply system to reply to someone directly, not get your comment higher up on the page.

hi5534 3

Thursday 2 July 2009 7:00

lol

Xero3g 5

Friday 3 July 2009 9:26

Why? Besides, it's just so easy. It takes me right to the box.

toch040 0

Tuesday 29 June 2010 12:31

you don't do it coz it's spamming u chucklefucker

sheehan35 2

Wednesday 24 November 2010 4:05

i agree with 26. it saves time

thenewgirl29 20

Saturday 9 March 2013 11:01

Hahahaha

unholyfury 0

Wednesday 1 July 2009 19:39

soo.. are you two together now? lol

randomguy1millon_fml 0

Thursday 19 May 2011 23:19

he should admit his gayness and come out with it

xFenix81x 0

Wednesday 1 July 2009 19:40

That is when you embarass the hell out of her. I am sure she has something juicy that she doesnt want people to know about. Do some digging! Get her back tenfold, bro.

toastyumm 1

Sunday 19 February 2012 18:51

That's how it's done.

KumoFF7 3

Wednesday 1 July 2009 19:41

lol@u

rc024 0

Wednesday 1 July 2009 19:43

Holy shit what a little bitch lol jk but no really you should get her back 10xs worse now that would be funny

ImaEachJoo 0

Wednesday 1 July 2009 19:44

i would kill my sister if she did that

doctorbob 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 5:14

ya same here thats just cruel

padfoot_fml 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 15:12

I would seriously kill her

RoxRoidz 0

Sunday 3 April 2011 2:58

No, that's times five. Your supposed to be going for ten.

clairesucks 37

Saturday 11 July 2015 14:11

Bro's, take a joke and get her back. Violence is never the answer

xHaniffax 0

Wednesday 1 July 2009 19:48

Your sister is a twat I too know what it's like to have a younger brother/sister don't worry, there are many of us out there I wish I was an only child FML FYL Feveryonewhohasalittlebro/sis'Ls

milgalo 0

Wednesday 1 July 2009 20:22

I'm a little sister, but I'd never do anything that bitchy to my brother. O_o That's just ******* crazy.

xHaniffax 0

Wednesday 1 July 2009 21:00

I don't know how old you are, but I'm pretty sure when you were young, you ruined your older brother's life, but you just didn't realise it. or you did.